Posts made by Cuervos626

Creamery butter, even if it's bad for my skin.

January or February?

Marry Keanu, Fuck Lowe and Kill Bacon. Doing it all in that order, so I can be unfaithful to Keanu.

FMK: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jean Claude Van Damme

You should give it a try.

You shouldn't use panties.

Veggie lovers, cheese provokes me bad breath so I rather avoid it.

Yahoo or Bing?

Get fucked raw by Alex Meraz while biting on his nipples.
Marry Pennikett in an hangar.
Kill Adam with a water gun.

FMK Lord of the Rings Cast: Orlando Bloom, Ian McKellen & Viggo Mortensen

Whiskey.

Notebook or Notepad?

My brother's parents
Sounds like they aren't yours, but I won't dig into that matter.

I should and I did yesterday for once! Now I have to go back to reality and my accumulated work.

You should spend Christmas partying out really loud.

Lotus? I haven't tried, but I likes eating good and delicious food. Not just any food.
Diablo II was pretty good, no wonder you got addicted to it.

TPBM likes spit play.

Time travel!

Super strength or super speed?

I'm actually thinking on giving a gift to a clerk from a shop I use to go by. She's not a good friend or anything.

You should sleep naked tonight.

Throw me the cash!

Line dancing or zumba?

Fuck Channign Tatum in his Beautiful Trauma dress.
Marry Edward Holcroft if he uses glasses.
Kill Taron by tickling him to death.

Magic Mike XXL - FMK: Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer & Adam Rodríguez.

They're not impractical, but the pods do creates somewhat a waste.

TPBM is a night owl.

Widly ride Anderson Cooper with glasses on
Marry Van Jones and take him bridal carry.
Kill Jake Tapper with a spoon.

FMK: 50 Cent, Kanye West & Jay-Z

Nope, I'm not fond of Apple products. But damn, that new iMac is in my dreams.

The Person Bellow Me is a black belt in martial arts.

Shouldn't, better to buy new clothes and find new uses for the broken ones!

You should use Old Spice.

Forest. The deadly tranquility is thrilling.

Marth or Venus?

Marry David Lee, gosh those facial features.
Fuck Ozzy Osbourne, is one of my fantasies.
Kill Phil since I know nothing of him.

FMK: cteavin, kenjysn1 & flozen.

Brussels.

Jungle or Desert?

No, no, no, jalapeños means crossing a line that I shouldn't.
You shouldn't, not because it'll get dirty tomorrow but it's better to do it on weekends.

You should make some pancakes.