Posts made by Cuervos626

Uhhhhhh, soufganiyot I guess.

Get a cold or the flu?

Flip flop Gary Barlow in suits.
Marry Jason Orange chin.
Kill Robbie for not having a beard like the other two.

FMK male gay pornstars: Cory Prince, Andrea Suarez, Angel Cruz.

Throat fuck John Boyega, that huge mouth must be put to work.
Marry Oscar just to touch and play with his hair everyday until one of us dies.
Kill Adam just because.

FMK Red Hot Chili Peppers: Anthony Kiedis, Michael Balzary, Chad Smith.

Nah, we live together so it's cool.

You should exterminate all the cockroaches.

Muscle, but preferable a lean one with pinchable nipples if we're talking about men, girls should have a firm breasts instead of sagger cow tits, it's my believe.

Constructivist or Futurism art?

Haha, I'm not but I wouldn't mind to be used by a bull/stud type guy wherever and whenever he likes. I'm more on the relax, remain cool whatever happens :cool2:.

TPBM needs to congratulates me for my unbirthday! Sing the song, come on.

I -now- know that such a thing exists. Unsure on where to find them, hmmmm.

TPBM knows how to do the moonwalk.

Indeed, everyone should for that record. Nobody needs to get one of those hairs in their mouth.

You shouldn't use air conditioner.

Van Gogh.

Scream or Shout?

Fuck Tomoya Nagase while he looks at me angry and has medium to long hair in the cowboy standing position, specially if we're both sweating.
Marry Satoshi because he looks like a cute puppy.
Kill Hideaki by no particular reason, his younger self had such a precise features, now something seems odd.

FMK (Backstreet boys age): Nick Carter, Brian Littrell, Kevin Richardson.

Pdt.- cteaving does really get excited by the FMK, replying to more than the last trio.

Not much, but I do like homemade chili sauce.

TPBM is dangerous  :crazy2:

I'm not familiar with jewish jokes sadly. But sure, go ahead and take one of those steamy mouth-watering pieces of meat. And take another one in my lieu.

Should I do the yearly cleaning after or before new year celebration?

Bruce Banner intellect, and 'cuz you know, the only thing that doesn't grow when he transform in Hulk is his package. Poor green guy no wonder he's mad.

Telepathy or Psychokinesis?

Bukkake Bass & Turchin.
Marry Neil & dump Burtka, because Neil.
Assassinate Jesse & Mikita, no comments.

Let's see, how about FMK: Donald Trump (Land of Freedom), Vladimir Putin (New USSR), Nicolas Maduro (Venezuela).

Marry Cyclops then cheat on him (Yeah, same as Jane) with Wolverine. Kill Iceman with a hair dryer.

FMK (Long hair version): Brad Pitt, Rupert Grint and -always fabulous- Fabio.

Night is fun time, so no. Maybe morning running.

You should buy a new TV.

I would switch to kill Heath and marry Brandon instead, by the way, since John didn't leave us a trio, here I bring:
FMK: Adam Levine, Eminem, will.i.am

And I don't wear panties! At least not yet, maybe next year. Tho I really like some kinky underwear.

Hmmm, there is the yearly go to our grandpa tomb every new year holiday (Since he died 'round the date), so that's an I should perhaps?

You should be terrified of having kids.

September by no particularly visible reason.

Thursday or Tuesday?

I don't see the point of a gay rodeo, but haven't attended such an activity.

TPBM has a boner right now.