Posts made by Cuervos626

Pudding.

The Simpsons or Family Guy?

I didn't had a wet dream, but was horny the whole day, got a stain in my boxers.

TPBM likes South Park.

Después de un tiempo comienzas a apreciar todo.

Pero en mi caso el spitplay, voyeurismo, golden showers, glory holes y sneaky sex o en sitios públicos.

The Addams Family.

The Dick Van Dyke Show or I Love Lucy?

Revisale el celular, vivimos en el siglo XXI, debe tener registros de sus actividades o cualquiera de las Apps te podrá dar información.

I like listening to poetry recitals. Because there is an older miss who's pretty good at it and I had done some works for her. But that's all.

TPBM is having chicken for tonights meal.

I think of it being at the same level of bowling, which is pretty fun. Watch it, I'll surely watch solely the opening ceremony.

We're getting freeleech time soon, should you take part and download the heck out of GT?

Pdt.- I didn't renew it yet, waiting for payment first.

Both sides are fun, but I lack the coherent ability to spurt out naughty talk for a long period of time, it turns out into babbling. It's sad, but true.

TPBM, instead, is a total gentleman care-lover while in intercourse saying only sweet things to his loved one.

Those are… extremely hurtful, I'd go Catherine Wheel.

Talking about ways of dying, burn at the stake or getting into the iron maiden?

Fuck Donnie in a van, he's one of those DILFs, and kick him out nude somewhere in the city when we finish.
Marry Robert and pat his head.
Kill Mark by making him watch My Little Pony endlessly.

FMK: The Nominees for Supporting actor this year in The Oscars: http://oscar.go.com/nominees/actor-in-a-supporting-role

Pdt.- I hope Call me by your name gets a lot of wins, since last year handjobs on the beach film won, perhaps it's starting a trend to produce gay films.

Hahaha, a muller cut, haven't seen the long version in a long, long time. I went to get the tips cut only tho, my curly long hair remains untamed.

And certainly you should, Flozen, we had a neighbor who sold 'em, they were big, like twice or thrice the size of a standard egg (She got them from a cousin in the camp). Regardless, they tasted the same.

Should I renew my PS4 Plus membership?

More than a little  ::), but there are some things way too hardcore.

TPBM is into spanking.

Bird, fishes are boring.

Torrent or Direct Download?

You shouldn't, you HAVE to. It's so delicious, that chocolate sweetness.

Should I get a haircut?

After the Apple news on New Years? Galaxy. Before the scam? Galaxy.

The party is getting bored, make it a blast or find a better one?

My all life time friend forbids me from going to, he had stated that I would be extremely disappointed, eery and angered by the lack of quality on costumes and cosplaying. That's what I get for living in a third world country.

TPBM is dead inside.

Sometimes it adds more fun, like FapHero.

That doesn't look like a onesie, more like wrestling wear. But I support both fetishes, so yes, you should!

I can't stop eating this candies I bought yesterday, there are 100 of them and it won't seem to last but three days. What should/shouldn't I do?

Chess, tho I suck at it.

FPS or RPG?

I do? Oh, yes.

TPBM has a beer belly.