I prefer short, stocky and stupid.  Meatheads win

I recently Installed Plex Media Server to use with my Apple TV and I was disheartened to learn that there aren't any reliable Gay Adult Media Film Agents to auto-populate film data/movie covers.

The only thing I could find on the subject was here:
https://forums.plex.tv/index.php/topic/29164-help-adult-film-agent-movie-mountain-gay-straight/?hl=gay

It seems he never completed or abandoned the project.  Any scripting gurus want to pick up where he left off?