If you want something cheap and cheerful, a company called BoneYard Toys makes a product called the "Skwert."

It's essentially a douche nozzle which is designed to be screwed onto a regular water bottle, but it also has an attachment so you can screw it onto a shower hose and use it that way.

It's handy if you want something multi-purpose and want to spend under $27.

In porn I largely prefer to watch cut dicks, with the exception of some of the guys from BelAmi.

In person I love both; they're each fun to play with in different ways.

Apparently you should never pluck nasal hair, or anything around that central triangle of your face, as the blood supply for that region is connected directly to the brain, so if you end up with an infected follicle the bacteria can travel straight to the brain and be fatal.

That said the chances of that actually happening seems pretty slim, and it doesn't stop them selling home waxing kits for your nostrils.

I love guys with long hair, but pretty boy male model types like Ton Heukels, not your bearded viking rockstar types.

Personally I think shaved pits can look hot on guys with big biceps, such as gymnasts, but generally I prefer a bit of hair there. Trimming is fine if the hair is getting out of control.

Shaved pits on twinks is a real turn off for me though.