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A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Nao sei porque mas eu curto muito ver homens heteros (ou gays tb kkk) pelados em vestiarios… com o pau mole mesmo tenho moh tara em ficar vendo eles tomando banho e se trocando.... mais alguem???

I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.

I'd love to watch a soccer game with players all naked…. does anyone has know video like that?

Love to see naked straight guys taking a shower and getting changed…. anyone else?

quantos pontos ganha??

Adoro putaria em banheiros publicos…. alguem ae ja foi pego e teve algun problema serio?

They say inside every big woman, there's a skinny woman trying to get out. I think I digested that whore a long time ago.

It's not from fat burning drugs or exercise. But I just turned 29, and I swallowed a ton of chewing gum when I was 22, so that should be coming out any day now.

Alguem de Campinas ou regiao por aqui?