https://babylonbee.com/news/feinstein-says-a-recent-jedi-attempt-on-her-life-has-left-her-scarred-and-deformed
Real story is: She 89 & missed 100 days of votes, is 100% sure of Newsom appointing lib-Dem replacement, she still won't give up power.
But sometimes satire version is better. You can look up the real.
