Accused of being gay, Spanish priest challenges Church to measure his anus
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Found this lovely gem as I was doing something else than working earlier today:
WITH no apparent evidence other than a photograph of Spanish priest Andrés García Torres hugging a young Cuban seminarian, the Catholic bishop of Getafe has leapt to the outrageous conclusion that there is something gay about two topless men in a warm embrace.
According to this report, the bishop now wants the priest to abandon his parish in the Madrid dormitory town of Fuenlabrada, undergo a psychiatric cure, and take an HIV test.
Torres responded by saying he intends going to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly.
The priest, who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:
Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.
He said his mum hadn’t stopped crying over what has happened.
Locals say that the priest is a very humane person, dedicated to helping others. More than 1,000 signatures have been gathered in his support.
Source: hXXp://freethinker.co.uk/2011/07/12/accused-of-being-gay-spanish-priest-challenges-catholic-church-to-measure-his-anus/
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Wow… How can one possibly draw such a conclusion from a photograph alone? It just goes to show that some people are seriously warped at this day and age. What about the one who laid the accusation? Wouldn't that be a sign that he may be himself? After all, suspicion is often the first sign of guilt :lolp:
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threw down this challenge:
Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.
Thanks for this. Sad indeed and quite stupid also.
The challenge is hilarious though. I am sure all the closeted priests in Rome would stand in line offering to measure his hole. >:D -
If the other person in the photograph was a child, the bishop wouldn't have thought anything of it :pope:
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If the other person in the photograph was a child, the bishop wouldn't have thought anything of it :pope:
Kind of ironic considering that the majority of sexual acts that occur in a church are acts of paedophilia to begin with lol
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Kind of ironic considering that the majority of sexual acts that occur in a church are acts of paedophilia to begin with lol
That's what I meant
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He should just take a picture hugging a woman and there won't be any reason for measuring anything. Since a hug is a sexual orientation test nowadays :crazy: Now lets all go look through our photos and see what our sexual orientation really is ::)
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Oh no… Does that mean that if I hug my female friend because she's a basket case after being walked out on by her ex, leaving her a single mother of a 1 year old child would turn me straight? :rotfl:
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my question is why do this without proper investigation? if everyone with a supposedly revealing photo would be banned from public service then we'd all be in a state of anarchy.
