Family, Salad, Scissors, Fire, Cows.
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I've always treated my family like a treasure…
...so you'll need a map and a shovel to find them.
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How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times.
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Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
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There are four cows on a farm -- one mamma cow and three calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?”
The momma cow replies, “Well, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The second baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?”
The momma cow again replies:
"Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."
The final baby walks over and says, “Huh ruh-buh duh!”
The momma cow says, “Shut up, Brick!”
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Hope this little collection leaves you :blink: