What's the Difference, Again?
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Q: What's the difference between your dick and a bonus check?
A: Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
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Q: What's the difference between a nun at prayer, and a nun taking a bath?
A: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
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Q: What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?
A: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Q: What about the glue?
A: Oh, I knew you'd get stuck on that.
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