Funny Things We Say
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I was talking to my girl today on the into town and we got a kick out of foolish things people say just because they have heard it so many times. Here are some examples:
Sleeping like a baby
Unless you have children you know they do not usually sleep very sound.Clean as a whistle
People spit in it constantly. How clean can it be.Cute as a button
I have yet to see a cute button on any of my clothes.I was beside myself in disbelief
What does that even mean?A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Again, what does that even mean?I'm sure there are more so please feel free to add you own.
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This is one I haven't heard in a long time, but never understood what it meant:
A stitch in time saves nine
What the hell's a stitch in time? And what does it save nine of? ???
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A stitch in time saves nine
This refers to needle point. Supposedly on average, you have to undo 9 stitches to repair a mistake. So if you see your mistake right away, you were saved from having to redo 9 other stitches as well.
Sleeping like a baby
During the Victorian era, many baby "sleep aids" contained opiates, so babies sleep very quietly.
Clean as a whistle
Refers to cleaning ship and train whistles during the steam engine's reign.
Cute as a button
This refers back to the days when only the wealthy had buttons on their clothes. And of course, the clothes of the wealthy were considered the height of fashion.
I was beside myself in disbelief
The Greeks believed that the body and soul were 2 separate being that made up humans. Under great emotional stress, the 2 could separate.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
This is a hunting based saying. Having 1 bird already caught is worth more than twice as many uncaught.
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Dead as a doornail
Fit as a fiddle
As poor as dirt
As right as rain
As Sick as a dog
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It's raining cats and dogs
Another one that's never made much sense. Did a dog chase a cat up a tree during a rainstorm and they both fell off the branch while someone was passing by, so the person yelled "it's raining cats and dogs?
Colder than a witch's tit
I've never touched a breast in my adult life, so this one might have merit :rotfl:
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Dead as a doornail
This is based on 2 things. Doors were often used to carry the dead and when they got to the funeral parlor, they dismantled the door and used the nails for the coffin.
Fit as a fiddle
A violin was considered extremely delicate, while a fiddle {technically both are the same instrument} is considered robust.
As poor as dirt
Poor people used to have dirt floors
As right as rain
It's meaning is similar to "fit as a fiddle". During the 19th century and on into the 1930s, there were many droughts and rain fixed the problems and made the crops grow. So rain made everything "right".
Sick as a dog
Dogs tend to be energetic, but when they get sick they really get sick and lethargic.
Brits tend to use "sick as a cat".
It's raining cats and dogs
There are several theories for this one. The most gruesome is that in bygone eras, drainage was so poor that stray animals, usually cats and dogs, would get drown in hard rains. When the rains were over, people would see all the dead cats and dogs and think they came with the rain.
Colder than a witch's tit
Supposedly, this is from the witch hunting days of old. People believed that witches had no maternal nature and therefore a baby couldn't suckle from her tit.
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**Bite the bullet
Kick the bucket
Face the music
Drunker than a skunk
Caught red handed
Got up on the wrong side of the bed
Under the weather**
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Bite the bullet
You often see in period dramas that they have women bite on wooden spoons while giving birth. Well, it's claimed that in war time they had soldiers bite on a bullet to take their mind away from the pain of their surgery; ie amputating a limb.
Kick the bucket
When someone would commit suicide by hanging, they often used a bucket which they would kick to hang them self.
Face the music
The expression “face the music” comes from the military “drumming out” ceremony for disgraced soldiers. This ritual called for only drums to accompany the dishonored as he was stripped of his rank and colors in front of his assembled unit. For cavalrymen, this humiliation was enhanced by having the offender sit backwards on his horse so that while leaving he could still see, as well as hear, the drums and the band.
Drunker than a skunk
This appears to be a fairly modern phrase. Despite what you see in the movies, it seems that the earliest use of the phrase didn't start until the 20th century.
The best that anyone can guess, it seems to be based on the fact that it rhymes and that skunks and drunks stink.
Caught red handed
This is being caught with the blood of your victim on your hands.
Got up on the wrong side of the bed
This is a Roman superstition. It's bad luck to to get out of bed on the left side. Doing so will make you grumpy all day long.
If you notice, day beds are made so you can't get out on the left due to it having a back on that side. You can only get out on the right side.
Under the weather
It was believed that weather can make you sick, so you were under the influence of the weather or more commonly "under the weather".
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Smart Ass
Military Intelligence(please take no offence)
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Smart Ass
The root of this phrase is "smart Alec" and is based on the exploits of Alec Hoag, a celebrated pimp, thief, and confidence man operating in New York City in the 1840s, Hoag, along with his wife Melinda and an accomplice known as "French Jack", operated a con called the "panel game", a method by which prostitutes and their pimps robbed customers.
Military Intelligence
At best, this can only be classed as an oxymoron and not a saying, so I can't give a basis for it.
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Hair of the dog
(usually talking about drinking but still makes no sense :P)
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Hair of the dog
The root of this is "the hair of the dog that bit you".
This literally refers to the misguided belief that if you were bit by a rabid dog, you need to pluck a few hairs from it and put it on the bite wound to prevent getting rabies.
Oddly enough, around the time of William Shakespeare, many European countries had almost identical sayings that related to both rabies and hangovers.
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Built like a Brick Outhouse
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Built like a Brick Outhouse
Traditionally, outhouses or shit-houses where made of wood due to the fact that they had to be moved fairly regularly because the holes kept filling up.
Brick outhouses where usually only done by the wealthy and very fancy.
Of course, brick outhouses are much stronger than their wooden counter parts.
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A little long in the tooth.
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A little long in the tooth
This means you are getting old.
This is based on horse teeth keep growing and if left unattended, can get very long. Other animals' teeth keep growing as well, mostly rodents.
