THIS or THAT: the game
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Patagonia
Still southern South America, the plains or the mountains.
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The mountains, let's go hiking.
Quickly, you had spilled your drink all over the table: Drink it from there or clean it?
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Wipe it up.
can or bottle drink
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Can.
Beer or vodka?
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So much vodka. Oh noooooo… :puke:
Your plane crashes on a remote mountaintop. Many fatalities, freezing cold, no radio, no food.
Will it be cannibalism, to increase the odds of your survival, or starvation, hoping help arrives before you waste away?
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Just give me that fat woman leg already nom nom nom!
It's your birthday! As a custom, do you get your face into the cake or be the target in throwing eggs?
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Face into cake.
Store-bought or home-made
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Home made, but I'm not gonna clean those dishes.
Getting shot in the arm or leg?
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I think I'll take a shot to the arm. Pretty sure the worst outcome here in a shot to the leg that bursts the femoral artery – that bullet is a little too close to my glorious junk, as well.
MORE UNPLEASANT ANATOMICAL THIS or THAT:
Lose a middle finger, or a big toe?
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Rainbows or Unicorns?
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Oh, I always wanted to vomit rainbows like in those cartoon, so be it.
You're on a quest to defeat the demon lord, joining your party is… a bulky elf or a slender dwarf?
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A bulky elf.
You need a cleric to do the Healing. Do you want a Neutral Alignment who can fight but is not as good at healing or a Good Alignment who needs to be defended during battle.
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NA, the weakling has to know how to defend himself in these troubled times.
Now to complete your party of 4 you'd rather invite a wizard cursed with… bloodlust or traplove?
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traplove..
Bdsm or vanilla sex?
:blink:
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smartphone… maybe a hot doctor gets ideas... haha
so porn-like!
Car or motorbike? -
Car with its own driver. And a beard.
Basic or Advanced?
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basic
rugby or soccer -
soccer
showering with the soccer team or having a swimminpool party with the rugby team?
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Showering with the soccer team, players have leaner bodies than the rugby ones.
Congrats, you got an stripper, is he dressed up as a… Policeman or fireman?
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Fireman, they look so hot in their uniform…
After finishing the striptease he ask you out for a drink. Do you accept it, yes or no?
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