"The person below me" game.
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Wrong. Imma gonna eat some yummy momma pineapple salad. It's so mouth-watering.
TPBM visits the deep web.
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I installed the Tor Browser, portal to the dark web, but since I didn't know the most transgressive web sites, it wasn't very useful.
TPBM has murdered someone, then cut the body up into pieces, and placed it all in plastic bags, and threw it in the ocean when the tide was going out. :afr:
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The ocean was too far away, er… I mean, I'm such a good boy that I wouldn't dare to kill someone without a justified reason.
TPBM is constipated for Christmas.
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Don't think that's going to happen. Veggies. I eats lots of veggies. (Actually, I'm just finishing the night with a tall mug of turmeric tea, the turmeric's from my garden. Very good for digestion.)
@Flozen: Murder 101: Dehydrate your victim to the point of near death then bleed them dry. Less mess with the intestines that way. You can then cut the body at the joint and throw the parts away in random trash cans. Dead body parts wash up all the time. A landfill keeps it's secrets….
The person below me has actually thought about murder. ::)
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I thought, many times, about putting down the invasive duck species that keeps leaving watery green poops on my driveway. (You didn't say it had to be a human…) :cool2:
TPBM shaves, or has shaved, his chest, or some other interesting area (not including face, neck, etc.).
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I don't have the need of shaving my chest, it's been smooth for years and years. But I do with my butt.
TPBM isn't answering his phone!
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Yup. I screen all my calls – it drives my friends nuts. Say it with e-mail. ;D
TPBM is eating (expensive) brand chocolate this weekend.
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Going back to Cuervos, my phone has been off all day. It's 4 p.m. EST, so I'll turn it on soon, to see if any business or social items need attention. My holiday evening is already all set, no calls needed.
For cteavin, we are eating chocolate items from Trader Joe's, which is tasty and better than most other U.S. grocery stores, but not high-end.
TPBM is competent in Sign Language.
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You know, there's a TV show here that teaches sign language. I know the "alphabet" in Japanese sign and a few words here and there but I'm nowhere near fluent.
The person below me eats Trader Joes Eggless Egg Salad.
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I am not familiar with Trader Joes.. I don't believe we have any of those here! I do enjoy some yummy egg salad though ;D
TPBM is guilty of occasionally taking a peek at the urinal >:D
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:blink: that’s weird, I feel shy when strangers peek my penile while the water is coming out of it.
the person below me have had a hard sex last night
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TPBM is guilty of occasionally taking a peek at the urinal >:D
Just as FYI, there are some videos here via GT that will really scratch that itch. >:D
TPBM has a "bashful bladder," trouble peeing in a crowded bathroom, etc…
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Can't pee instantly, it takes me a moment to do so but it always worry me when the auto flush is going to happen, oh, and can't pee on those urinals that don't use water, their yellowish colour makes me restless.
TPBM try to sneak peeks at others junk while in public urinals.
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Of course especially if the guy is hot looking. Who doesn't
TPBM likes to stand back at the uprights in the loo and show off what he's got (like me)
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Not me. The urinals here in Japan are already too low for my 196cm frame, so I tend to use the private stalls to pee. ;D I'd be too bashful otherwise.
TPBM doesn't wash their hands when they pee at home.
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I always wash.
Reminds me of an old joke. A German and Englishman were peeing in a public loo and after they had finished th Englishman walks straight out of the convenience. The Germans call out to him
"In my country they teach us to wash our hands when we have finished peeing"
The Englishman replies
"In my country they teach us not to pee on our hands".TPBM has spent Xmas in a non-Christian country.
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Hahahaha, nice joke. Only in a mostly catholic country, but it doesn't make much difference anyway.
TPBM uses Old Spice.
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Nope. I did see it in an online shop a few years ago and thought about buying it just to see what it smells like, though.
The person below me uses fragrance.
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Yes I do - Penhaligons Shower and Bath Gel and Cologne - I prefer Blenheim Bouquet. Very fragrant, and if I may say, stylish and very English and understated.
TPBM had a light Christmas Lunch, as I did.
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I did, indeed. A light andouille frittata.
On the other hand, TPBM had a very large and filling Christmas lunch, or dinner, as the case may be.
