A couple of jokes from a couple of movies…
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“So there's a child molester and a little boy walking into the woods…
”They keep walking farther and farther…
“and it's getting darker and darker and they're going deeper and deeper into the woods...and the little boy…says, ‘Gee, mister, I'm getting scared!’
…the child molester looks down at him and says, ‘You think you're scared, kid? I gotta walk outta here alone.’" - Blue Valentine (2010)A husband and wife are having sex, and suddenly their young son comes into their bedroom; and upon seeing them, immediately turns around and heads back to his room.
The wife turns to her husband asking, “What should we do?”
“Let me handle this,” he says, getting up to go talk to the boy.
He walks into the son’s bedroom, and is shocked to see him banging away, pounding his grandmother!
The boy looks up at his speechless dad, and without missing a “stroke,” he says, “You 'play' with mine, I play with yours, right?” - The Thing (2011)
