Wouldn't that be swell
I just read;
"If you and your roommate/mate/friend decide to create another account while using a computer in your LAN (this includes WLAN too). It WILL look like the two of you are using the same IP, since well… You are. Please keep in mind that also creating an account for your friend, visitor, whatever from your IP address will also count as a duplicate account, because you use the same IP address. Same is valid for visitors with an own account. Never ever use two accounts from the same IP address or let a visitor use your computer to use his own account from your place (and vice versa too) - that will inevitably lead to detection and catch both accounts as duplicate account."
... on the homepage and thought "what if two roomates who are both closet cases discovered their account(s) were severed when one made an account after the other. Great segway into a tryst I am sure