Plenty of fish
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When I first heard that you and the missus were trolling plenty of fish I misheard trolling as trawling or more like I retroheard trawling. Wait, am I getting ahead of myself. Let me back up. The first time I heard about your sex change was likely when it all started. Imagine girl, all these years I thought we were sisters and now you gonna man up? To top that off your husband was just fine with being the wife. So exquease me if I got a little uppity when I thought the two of you were probably responsible for dolphins dying in tuna nets and I called 911 to share this info. I mean since 911 aren't we supposed to report suspicious behaviour? If Felicity left JJ Lensflare and found it big with the son of Saturday Night At The Movies you would think that would raise all sorts of flags but no, The Americans really is a television show. Furthermore, Jennifer "the fappening" whatever her last name is, I mean, come on if it wasn't for putting metal in the science oven and Hunger Games is it (never have I been more disappointed to find out thinspiration was not going to be part of the plot) would you even know who the girl with the gobs on her face was? X-Men? As if, I know X-Men and she ain't one of the class but then again Lisa Bonet's husband being Aquaman, I mean could you get less blonde? Aquaman isn't blonde? Look, if I've told you once I've told you twice, we put cows down just because we think they might be mad. You sir, are a depraved communist with absolutely no back bone. Ya, that's right I it said and I was neither weak nor back sliding. If you continue to bid like a scared little girl, well, then, I am going to give you the same respect I give to little girls who have no cookies to share. Choke on that you danceteria types.
