Wierd and funny things happened while having sex?
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So, this happened to me just a couple weeks ago.
I met this really great guy on Growlr and we went to his place to fool around. Almost immediately after we got in bed, he whipped out my dick and started riding it. After a few minutes, he stopped and got off because there was a smell. That was when we both noticed that my dick was coated with his…fecal matter. Now, that's a thing that happens sometimes so I tried not to embarrass him about it. So he offered me his shower, which I took him up on. He came to bring me a towel, stubbed his toe, and bled all over his carpet. So by now, he's likely thinking, "Oh. My. God. This guy thinks I'm a total LOSER!" So I got out of the shower and went back to the bed to show him that none of this was a big deal. And he gave me not one, not two, but THREE of the best blowjob finishes I ever had! It ended very well and we see each other pretty regularly (I'm seeing him tomorrow night, actually), but you have to admit, that first night was a real doozy!
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One of the few times my boyfriend and I were having vanilla sex, we ended up doing nothing but cracking jokes and having normal conversation. It was a riot! We weren't doing it because we bored or anything, it kinda just happened. We were both laughing uncontrollably by the time I came inside of him. That was one of the best fucks I've ever had lol
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Few days ago i ride my husband while he was sitting in the sofa and the phone ringed. He answered it and we continue to fuck until he came inside me. Adter that he finished the talk and hung up
