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    • groovedware
      groovedware last edited by

      I was recently dragged kicking and screaming to see Dracula Untold.  I yelled at my compainion/abductor "Why are we supporting a closet case?  Worse, an openly gay man who has gone back into the closet?"

      Truth be told I waited until after watching the movie to bring up the dubious sexuality of the main character.  I mentioned Luke Evans was gay to which my companion expressed surprise.  At surprised expression I backtracked faster than Luke Evans and said "Well no, he's not gay, he is currently in a relationship with his female personal assistant."  Do we still call those beards?

      Now it appears he is backtracking on his backtracking and openly admitting he is downplaying his sexuality in order to continue his upward trajectory.

      Part of me understood.  Everyone is a whore and Hollywood cash is more than the sawbuck you accepted for that handy jay in the alley (ya I saw that).  I actually even came to grasp & relate to his desire for more but now that he's open about what a whore he is I am torn again.

      If only we could get Elton John do go back in the closet maybe more guys would come out.

      This rant has been brought to you by the colour green (cash money not envy) and by the letters N V.

      🌈 🌈

      "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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      • groovedware
        groovedware last edited by

        PS Dracula Untold taint half bad.  I didn't say it was good, mind you, but it was certainly better than I expected.  If you liked that Season of the Witch, which this witch did (mind you I only saw Season of the Witch because I refused to continue watching that Black Swan crap & went to the box office and said "I don't need my money back but at least let me go and watch something else, for chrissakes the woman is peeling off her own skin" to which the attendant said "It's nominated for an Oscar" to which I replied "& Star Wars never got an Oscar, what's your point?").

        Thank you, at least I posted in the right topic which seems to have been specifically created for me.

        Come again, next time inside of me, I hate cleaning up the mess.

        "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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        • 2222
          2222 Moderator last edited by

          Haven't seen Dracula Untold. I knew Luke Evans from the first was in Immortal, he's really hot playing Zeus.
          But, never really though that he's gay tho.

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          • groovedware
            groovedware last edited by

            I saw Immortals but surprise surprise I didn't even realize/remember Luke Evans was in it, come to think of it I don't remember the Immortals as having anyone other than Superman in it!  I mean, really tho, when you think about it Superman as a term was probably invented with Henry Cavill in mind, nescafe?

            Charles Dance (Papa Lannister) is also in the Dracula film and anytime he appears on screen I figure it's worth paying attention…

            "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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            • Semtex
              Semtex last edited by

              Luke Evans is gayer than 2 guys strolling a Mykonos beach in high season

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              • 2222
                2222 Moderator last edited by

                @Semtex:

                Luke Evans is gayer than 2 guys strolling a Mykonos beach in high season

                First of all, the fir the link  😉

                Second of all, that was an awful trunks  😠

                Third of all, I love the bulge and curling meat line in that awful blue trunk  😄

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                • Semtex
                  Semtex last edited by

                  Thank you for reminding me what an awful gay I am!

                  Those trunks completely slipped by me but at least now when I cast derision at gays better off than myself I will remember to add "Would you just look at that ensemble?"!  ;D

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