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      soulforged last edited by

      What do you think about this "religion"?

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        bjuk last edited by

        Sounds good to me!

        Just what I've been looking for!!

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          p1gb01 last edited by

          im a devout pastafarian 🙂

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          • raphjd
            raphjd Forum Administrator last edited by

            The flying spaghetti monster isn't so much a religion, but a spoof on religion.

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            • 23bats
              23bats last edited by

              R'Amen!!!  :pope:

              A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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              • ninjapow
                ninjapow last edited by

                @23bats:

                R'Amen!!!  :pope:

                ding ding ding, we have a winner!  :cheers:

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                  YORCH32 last edited by

                  I have found the light!

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                    DaveZA last edited by

                    I don't like this religion. Look at it! two meat balls and noodly appendages… looks like a vacuum with oogly eyes.

                    No offense pastafarians.. but I just kinda like to worship my pasta with a sausage and dammit some sauce.

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                      F00F Global Moderator last edited by

                      Just as legit as any other made up crap out there.

                      "If evolution is true, why hasn't my mac given birth to a PC? I mean we all know that PCs are better than macs"
                      Seedboxes are cheating.
                      "So what if jesus turned water into wine.. I turned a whole student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus."

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                        washboard last edited by

                        The only difference between this and, say, satanism or the WBC might be that the Spaghetti church is committed to being a tongue-in-cheek parody of religion, while the other two seem genuinely invested in giving any religion a bad name, and other religious people a reason to be shunned by the "more enlightened and intelligent" public. Sneaky sneaky!

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                        • raphjd
                          raphjd Forum Administrator last edited by

                          Satanism is a real religion.  In many countries, it meets the same legal requirements as traditional religions for the purpose of receiving the benefits provided by the state for religions.

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                            icywind last edited by

                            It's best religion ever created. And the rules are nice, Spaghetti God doesn't want us to stone to death everyone, make golden churches etc. 🙂
                            By golden churches I mean this shit: https://encrypted.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=Sanctuary of Our Lady of Licheń&tbs=imgo:1

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                              Victorn12 last edited by

                              @icywind:

                              It's best religion ever created. And the rules are nice, Spaghetti God doesn't want us to stone to death everyone, make golden churches etc. 🙂
                              By golden churches I mean this shit: https://encrypted.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=Sanctuary of Our Lady of Licheń&tbs=imgo:1

                              But you have to agree that church has impressive architecture style.  :blink:

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                                profitable last edited by

                                As a person that suffers from depression, I find it odd that people would willingly choose to believe such a sad thing is real - that there is no God. Imagine if that is true, then life itself is meaningless. Meaningless things, like that idiot who drove 80 km/hr on the highway obstructing traffic, MUST PARISH.

                                I hope one day, we come up with the technologies to kill those traffic-obstructing morons who do no respond to honking when driving 80 km/hr on the highway, without leaving traceable evidence. Perhaps some slick tomato sauce on the road, or a nice big 10 Liter metal can of it, through his/her/their wind-shield.

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