How To Pee With Morning Wood
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 Enjoy!!!          
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 nice one! i don't know if it is meant as a joke but i do usethe strong arming method and the plank. hmmm… ;D 
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 Nice one indeed. 
 I use "The Plank" method the most,
 follow by "Strong Arming" (sometimes)
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 hehe 
 i like the downward dog
 thibk i'll give that a go ::)
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 I just hop in the shower and piss right after I turn on the hot water. ::)  Is that shower water or piss? :rotfl: 
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 Is that the real you in the picture on top cumeaternc? Nice article by the way! I never know we can have so much choices! All I know is just Strong Arming. You may also spread both the legs into A shape to bring down the upper body so it is easier to aim at the toilet. 
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 Is that the real you in the picture on top cumeaternc? [off-topic]Sorry but that picture is not of me.  But these are http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=6516.0.  ;D[/off-topic] But these are http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=6516.0.  ;D[/off-topic]
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 I think of these every morning I get up to take a piss…  
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 I forgot about this thread until this morning when I did a version of the lunge except I had to put my hand on the wall instead of my leg. 
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 I think I'll try superman sooner or later :rotfl: 
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 Hahahahaha, very funny 
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 I second the shower. Things coming off you are likely just as bad as the things coming out of you. I would, however, reserve this opinion for number 1 only. 
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 I've never seen anyone perform the "Superman," but sure as hell would like to! 
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 Quick story- I'm an American living in Korea. Quite often I see t-shirts with English writing that's either completely wrong, or just inappropriate. A few weeks ago I was waiting for the bus and I saw a 60-year-old woman with a 'Morning Wood Lumber Company' shirt. I so wanted to take her picture but she escaped before I could get it. 
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 i use the plank method . however i did not knew it was called THE PLANK. thanks and very informative and funny 
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 i think ive seen these somwhere before, its hilarious but not sure how practical itll be 
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 Very funny 
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 I usually try to bend to nearly-plank level, but if I am feeling too lazy I may use the wash basin with the tap turned on, and wipe it with liquid soap right after. It feels a little gross, but it's too convenient, and it's an ensuite bathroom with me the only regular user. 

 
			
		
