Pleasant Jokes, Good Karma
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I went to a library and couldn't find a single book on how to commit suicide.
Apparently no one returns them.
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My partner said that onions are the only food that makes him cry, so just to be sure, I threw a coconut at him.
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Today a nice old lady came to my door.
She asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool.
I gave her a glass of water.
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I've been looking for my ex-boyfriend's killer for two years, but so far, no one will do it.
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My father told me that marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
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I'm opting for cremation, because it's my last chance for a smoking hot body.