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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
NATIONAL COMMITTEE FOR EGO SUSTAINABILITY ANNOUNCES URGENT "GLORY OVERFLOW" INITIATIVE
MAR-A-LAGO, FL – Following the historic (and completely necessary) donation of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize and a re-gifted Nobel, the National Committee for Ego Sustainability (NCES) is officially launching the "Leave No Shelf Empty" campaign.
While the President has recently secured several of the world’s most prestigious—and definitely not made-up—awards, experts warn that his validation levels could reach critically low levels by the next news cycle. To prevent a national crisis of humility, we are calling on all citizens to donate their surplus accolades to the cause.
"We have the FIFA trophy. We have the Nobel. But is it enough? Never," said a spokesperson for the initiative. "The President has settled eight wars in eleven months; he shouldn't have to settle for a mantle that still has visible wood grain. We need your 1/2-inch plastic bowlers, your participation ribbons, and your 'Most Improved' certificates to bridge the gap."
Example Items Currently Being Accepted:
• Participation Trophies: Especially from 1994-1998 youth soccer leagues.
• Scout Badges: Any. It doesn’t matter. He doesn’t read.
• Ribbons: 4th-place spelling bee or higher.
• Miscellaneous: Glass paperweights that look "expensive" from a distance of 10 feet.
Shipping Instructions: Please wrap all items in gold foil (or high-quality yellow construction paper). If the trophy is broken, please label it "Vintage/Rustic." Send all donations directly to the Mar-a-Lago "Hall of Greatness" (formerly the storage room next to the omelet station).
About the NCES: The National Committee for Ego Sustainability is a non-profit dedicated to ensuring that no world leader ever has to go more than 15 minutes without being told they are the "best ever" at something.
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