If you aspire to be a prick...
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Here's how to be a real prick.
Get a video, at least 10 years old, preferably over 20 years old. Then UPSCALE it to be at least 10 times as large as the original. Finally, for the coup de grace, post it here and imply that it is a NEW video!
"Hey look at this! Two BRAND NEW porn stars uploaded today... Jack Wrangler and Jamie Wingo! It's in super high definition, so the 20 minute scene is 72 GB."