Explaining condoms to the son
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This guy goes to the drug store with his young son. As they walk past the condom display, the boy notices them and asks his Dad, “What are these, Dad?”
The man doesn’t believe in hiding things from his son and thinks his son is old enough to learn about such things so he says, “They are called condoms. Men use them for safe sex.”
The boy looks at the display and notices there are packs of three condoms. He points to them and says, “Why are there three in those packets?”
The Dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys – there’s one for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.”
“Cool!” says the boy, who then notices there are packs of six condoms and asks his Dad, “Then who are the packets of six for?”
The Dad answers, “Those are for college men. There are two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday.”
“Wow!” said the boy, “Then who uses THESE?” as he picked up a twelve-pack.
The Dad sighs sadly and says, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March