Should we adopt naval gun caliber conventions to specify penis dimensions?
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Sometimes on Grindr I've observed guys putting something like 20x14 to mean a 20cm long, 14cm circumference penis.
Wouldn't it be much more fun if we specified our members using large caliber gun conventions?
Under these, the 5"/54 calibre gun of the US Navy means a 5" diameter gun barrel, with a length 54 times 5" (e.g. 270").
Hence, in future you could tell prospective sexual partners that you have a 2.5" / 3 caliber penis, meaning that your length is 7.5" with a 2.5" diameter. It would need some mental arithmetic, I admit, but fostering such skills could be a useful side-effect.
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@trader42 Realistically: It would be fun, but it would not make anyone's self-reporting more accurate nor their grindr profile more honest
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@blablarg18 said in Should we adopt naval gun caliber conventions to specify penis dimensions?:
@trader42 Realistically: It would be fun, but it would not make anyone's self-reporting more accurate nor their grindr profile more honest
Sadly that problem that seems to be ineluctable - I do agree