Used Condoms - A Dilemma
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"Eating cum from used condoms" is a video at this site.
https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?id=240cda1d9777177f721e650ad4175fa3ae0a2e1402618118
Some people thought it was disgusting and unhealthy for anyone to collect used rubbers found in the wild near popular human mating grounds known esp. to be frequented by teens and other student-age folk.
After some looking around, your reporter discovered that there is was only a portal to a whole perversion previously unknown to me. Huh! Naive to the last, apparently. Or is it a perversion after all. at least within the context of jaded fans of male porn. (What comes after "jaded"? That's so last century.)
So, as I was saying, there is a whole THING involving used condoms. Some use the discovered juice as lube, mostly for jackoff and refilling the already one-filled seed pod. Some, of course, savor the nutrition, which as we all know (not that I can get anyone to talk about it because maybe I'm not worth insulting or, like those strait men (all strait men, apparently) who look at dicks in hetero porn, everyone is afraid to leave the famous Egyptian river) has a metaphysical, psychological, spiritual dimension in the same way that mechanical theorems don't actually document why a good orgasm makes you Happy– whether it is yours or one you caused.
I think that is pretty weird, too, but once again, I'm all alone.
So far, if you are into anonymous sex acts with the "vital bodily fluids" of strangers, cum sucking and jacking off are understandable. But then there is a whole thing where dudes want to piss in the used rubber and THEN put it on for happy, happy playtime. Not that I'm conceding the bathroom should be confused with the bedroom and vice versa, it's not some moral objection to urolagia, but I really don't get it.
So that's what piqued my curiosity, and then someone mentioned the devil's dick and I had to look it up in the Urban Dictionary (well, Bing led me there as fast as Google probably would have). Haven't I often wished I could have a creamy load from a friend, even if it is not obtained fresh and hot from the spigot.
But as an alternative to dealing with the DNA of completely unknown strangers, some people do solicit filled condoms from friends and lovers, and others happily receive such personal gifts from their online fans, and perhaps even play with their new sex toy on camera, making the depositor part of the interaction far more than Skype ever could. (Though one hears there are major advances in teledildonics, and since there are videos here of various electrostim devices being used successfully, there must be places that discuss, describe, and assess such things, with commentary. Kind of the way Erewhon details drug laws, chemical pharmacology, use, impacts, and affects, with abundant input from cybernauts collecting field data. Have not pursued such a thought. Might give a whole new meaning to "palm pilot.")
So there is a whole raft of dudes enjoying the usufructs of a used condom after the device was created. While Shakespeare spoke of "an expense of spirit in a waste of shame" a condom was not exactly where he was thinking the "spirit" would be expended .Whatever. Some people fill the condom multiple times until there is an abundance of juice, saving it in the freezer for their own use, or gifting it to a friend or online entertainer. The cumsicle melts into a gaping ass and become lube to mimic the experience of "sloppy seconds" of the kind of feeding frenzy some cumdumps may yield to in the excess of their vile and filthy pig passion.
You can make your own and use it or enjoy someone else using the frozen fluid (The Devil's Dick, per folklore, is ice cold). You can have the collection added to via a stochastic process as the containment vessel for this icy future deposit is passed around like traveling bukkake. At the end, it can be inserted rectally, orally, used as skin cream (see post under Health and Beauty). With the recipes in the semonology bar guide and similar cookbook, the ingredients can be shared that way with guests. They can be made into ice cubes for drinks or, perhaps (anyone heard of such a thing?) used as anal bead transformers that don't melt in your hand like cheap candy, but change into lube. You might say "It's a floor wax AND a dessert topic" if you are old enough and maintain enough memory for yesterday's madness.
And you can put it all on live cam for shows, for one-on-one paired perving, or just for personal enjoyment, if that's the kind of thing yr into.
And so at last the old fool winds down and dares ask for a solution for his dilemma. One-word answers will be disqualified because commentary IS required. Note that what is requested is enlightenment and input toward documenting authentic folkways, not fiction or fantasy. And, please, no insults.
When I encountered this curious urology arcana recently, and specifically the slurping of freshly ejaculated anonycum, two questions came to mind almost at once, first one, and then its counterpart. Not referring to cleaning up Lover's Lane the morning after the night before, but in general terms concerning some kind of enjoyment or use of a used condom--
1. That's weird. Does anyone actually do this?
2. What's new? Hasn't everyone done this at least once?
The dilemma horns have just been named. Which question is more relevant to what you believe to be fairly common, like listening to a roommate masturbate or checking the dicks at public urinals. And maybe there really is no "typical" experience. Not everyone has ever had a wet dream, caught anyone jacking off, been caught himself. Some people wank in the shower, some before getting out of bed in the a.m. or after crawling into bed in the p.m. Videos, prose, or hardcopy visuals may or may not be utilized. And at the completion of the exercise, there may be a spew all over, a carefully manipulated deposit in cloth or paper. Some people only shoot their load into bathroom porcelain, whether at home or abroad. In a private video booth, one may marks one's territory or just ignore the splashes instead of hiding the evidence.
Maybe it is just silly for me to think a filled condom is recyclable. Videos are hardly evidence of the real world, or no one would ever ejaculate inside anyone or anything except the viewfinder of a camera, so....
Stories and anecdotes welcome. Of course, I'm not prying or asking for indiscreet personal revelations, but people hear stuff. People talk.
Do you know of anyone, perhaps a FOAF (friend of a friend) who secretly savored a roommate's protection? I know of one instance where a man was pissed at his girlfriend for not being on the pill, thus forcing him (those days are gone now) to use a rubber. He tied a knot in the end and sent it to a gay friend, who proceeded to suck all the flavor from inside and outside except as required for a vicarious recap of the original juice.Or maybe you know men who always practice safe(r) anal sex, and then taking or sharing the cream as a sort of "snowball" the way paid pros sometimes do in the movies. Or where someone gets carried away with man or woman and does not pull out in time for the camera to catch the "money shot," but empties the lovin' spoonful onto his partner in some way.
All I really know is what I do or did, but since I've not watched everyone "do their thing" in person, heaven only knows what everyone else this is "normal." I didn't realize until very long after puberty that most people seem to think gay sex means ass fucking, and probably everyone had put me in some related scenario rather than down on floor getting chewing gum on my knees.
So what condom fetishes and play have you seen, read about (nifty?), or learned of from friends or online sources.
And which of those two questions comes closer to the truth?
1. Does anyone actually do this?
2. Hasn't everyone done this at least once?
There is a Kahlil Gibran squib in which, as I recall it, a man says, "I have discovered a new pleasure." Then an angel and a devil show up to
comment. One says: "It is a blessing." The other says, "It is a sin."You will notice he does not attribute either claim any more than I said which of those two thoughts struck me first.
Hmm. Makes me think of those logic puzzles where one man always tells the truth and the other only ever, ever tells lies. Which is which? Oh, that's easy, you just.... and you are hooked for way too much time even if it is not too late to unkink any of the muddle filling whatever is left of your mind.
Or perhaps that, too, is just me.
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What did I just read!!!!!!!!!! :afr: :afr: :afr: :afr: :afr:
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Cum from condom tastes like shit because there is spermicide gel inside condom.
And even fresh cum can be very disgusting. Especially when the guy eats like pig and has bad habbits. I have bad experiences with young fitness guys…one of the worst cum I have ever tryed. Probably because of all those suplements they take.
I cant imagine there are people whose love to eat cum from condoms of strangers...
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"…collect used rubbers found in the wild..." :afr: :afr: :afr:
Really???
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Dilemma for whom?
I certainly do not find a dilemma here!
