Racist Trump responsible for Tiger Wood's arrest
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Anonymous sources say that Donald Trump spotted Tiger Woods on one of his golf courses, and tackled him.
Once on the ground, The Donald poured whiskey down Tiger's throat and then stuck Vicodin and ambien pills in his mouth which he then forced Tiger to swallow by giving him fried chicken, ribs, watermelon, and washing it all down with grape soda. Trump stole the food from a family having a Memorial Day picnic. Finally, Trump shoved Tiger into a Cadillac and forced him to drive down a highway.Seriously though.. Tiger is making all sorts of excuses. There is no excuse for drinking alcohol with powerful medications.. and then to top that off, getting behind a wheel while severely intoxicated.
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How dare Trump do that to this poor African American victim. I'm so ashamed of him. I regret my vote for Trump! NOOOO!!! How could I be so wrong!!! I'm such a horrible white person! I am ready to give my heart to Jesu–-I mean, accepting my white privilege!
