Fake News of the Week (April 27, 2017)
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"President Obama is the first president since FDR to be reelected to a third term thanks to PITA"
Using the recently passed Presidential Incompetence Termination Act (PITA), President Obama has been elected via a direct popular vote to serve as temporary President of the United States until the 2020 Presidential election. PITA was signed by Obama's successor, President Agent J. Orange in the hopes that it would be used in case he were to lose his reelection bid; however, Congress used the act to instead remove President Orange from office given he was deemed incompetent by a consensus of professional psychiatrists following a horrific incident at Orange's Mar-A-Lago where five women mysteriously died and the White House tried to cover it up. Challenges in the court system led to the Supreme Court ultimately ruling 6-3 in favor of upholding PITA and the removal of President Orange. This makes Barack Obama the first president since Franklin D. Roosevelt to serve more than two terms as president. He will be selecting a new Vice President as well as a few key cabinet positions in the coming days since Article 5 in PITA calls for the immediate removal of the Vice President and those few key cabinet positions who served in the administration of the president being removed. President Obama takes the oath of office on May 1 and will celebrate a third Inauguration. Sources say it will be a star-studded event featuring many celebrities and longtime supporters of President Obama.
"I hope we never have to use the PITA law again," said House Speaker Paul Ryan. "After what happened to those women at Mar-A-Lago, it was clear something had to be done; and since there wasn't any way to tie President Orange to those horrific events and have him impeached based on those horrific events, PITA had to be passed and used to remove him."
"The number one goal of the Senate under my leadership," said Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, "is to block everything President Obama wants to do from now until 2020 the same way we did from 2009 to 2017. He may have won the direct special election with 88% of the vote, but that does not mean he has a mandate."
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WOW, liberals need fake news to smear Trump, who woulda thunk it.
I guess you guys have a lot of time on your hands with all the refusals to condemn violence acts by your side.
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Republicans use fake news to smear Obama.
We all don't remember where we weren't on the day the Bowling Green Massacre didn't happen.
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This is pure satire, not an attempt to smear anyone. If you think that then you're more :crazy2: than I initially thought.
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Do you mean like the blockade of conservative news on social media and mass media refusing to cover stories that made the left look bad? And when they finally did, "oh that's not racism or a hate crime" despite the criminals admitting it was.
Ring a bell? Of course not.
BTW, Trump won, so why keep posting about Obama, even if it's fake "news"? Hypocrites!!!!!
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Trump said, Fake News of CNN! :cheers:
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Trump said, Fake News of CNN! :cheers:
He doesn't say that anymore. Now he uses the much more accurate VERY FAKE NEWS. ;D
