Rectal Exam
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A man goes to see the doctor and says "Doc you've got to help me! I've got a terrible pain in my ass!" The doctor has him undress and get on the table, and as he does the rectal exam the man begins moaning with pleasure and ends up ejaculating all over the exam table. The doctor throws the guy out and tells him not to come back. But the next day the guy is back, again complaining of a pain in his ass. At first the doctor refuses to examine him again, but the man pleads so piteously he finally gives in. As soon as the doctor puts his finger in the guy's rectum the same thing happens: he moans with pleasure and cums all over the exam table. The doctor throws him out once again. But the next day… he's back! Once again, complaining of a terrible rectal pain. The doctor refuses to examine him. But he carries on so much, cries and begs so pitifully, complains his pain is so severe, that the doctor gives in and examines him. "Hold on a sec!" the doctor says as he starts the rectal exam, "there IS something here! Why there's one... two... three four five... Why, you've got a dozen roses up your ass!" The man looks over his shoulder at the doctor, smiles, and says, "Read the card!"
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I don't know if it was funny for english-native-speakers, but for me the joke seems incomplete.
