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    • Semtex
      Semtex last edited by

      That is all.

      Don't worry, I only plan to let him breed the once.

      Have to put food on the table you know.  Or do I?  I found that 20 pounds you lost, skinny bitch.
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      • MulderYuffie
        MulderYuffie last edited by

        What even is this? lol

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          hhsq last edited by

          LSD is a bitch

          http://hotgayfuzz.tumblr.com/

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          • Semtex
            Semtex last edited by

            I am allergic to LSD and have a note from Dr. Benway to prove it.  Malcom X tea on the other hand has been given the all clear.

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              Eridanos last edited by

              Waves arms

              Hiya seamonkey! 😄

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              • Semtex
                Semtex last edited by

                Sadly monkey was not able to carry a pregnancy to term and now whenever I hear the strum of a banjo…

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                  Eridanos last edited by

                  @Semtex:

                  Sadly monkey was not able to carry a pregnancy to term and now whenever I hear the strum of a banjo…

                  Aww…sorry for your monkey. :C

                  How about presenting him a gusli...or maybe a shamisen? Heck even an ukulele, I heard they're hot stuff.

                  Of course, an electric guitar is out of the question...such delinquents...we need to protect our monkeys from them.

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                  • Semtex
                    Semtex last edited by

                    Ah no, miss understanding has taken the stage.

                    No monkey baby meant no monkey baby money meant no monkey business.  Don't you know I had to shock the monkey?

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                      spam17 last edited by

                      @Semtex:

                      Ah no, miss understanding has taken the stage.

                      No monkey baby meant no monkey baby money meant no monkey business.  Don't you know I had to shock the monkey?

                      ::)

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