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    A devout Christian named Tom is on his deathbed.

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      coryzinho last edited by

      A devout Christian named Tom is on his deathbed. His pastor arrives and comes into his room. As soon as the pastor steps in Tom's condition worsens. The pastor quickly hands him a piece of paper to write one final message on. Tom quickly scribbles a message and shoves it back to the pastor. The pastor thinks it would be better if he waits to open the message so he puts it in his pocket. Tom dies.

      At Tom's funeral the pastor decides to share his final note with everyone. He pulls it out and reads it aloud, "Asshole! Get off of my oxygen tube!"

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        jjevvann last edited by

        LOL…

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          JACK777 last edited by

          ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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            frontlemon last edited by

            🙂

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              Natakote last edited by

              Ahahaha, brilliant but I think it would be better if it was made like a video.  ;D ;D

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                Gman2034 last edited by

                ;D ;D

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