A couple of "redneck" jokes (and a "priest and rabbi" joke).

[Ellis]

A redneck brother and sister are fucking.
The sister says, "Damn!  You fuck almost as good as dad!"
The brother replies, "I know.  Mom told me the same thing."

Something redneck teenage girls are often heard saying…
"Pa, get offa me!  You're crushin' my smokes!"

A priest and rabbi are having lunch in a park, when a 12 year boy walks by.
The priest says, "Wow!  I'd sure like to fuck him."
The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

(No offense to anyone.  They're just a few jokes I remember hearing.)