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      coryzinho last edited by

      Three men have been given life sentences and are allowed to bring one thing for fun. The first one brings a deck of cards. He says, "I brought these to pass the time when we're bored."

      The second one brings a harmonica and says, "I brought this to cheer us up when we're down."

      The final man, who happened to be blond, brought tampons. The other men ask him, "What the hell did you bring those for?"

      He replies, "The back says you can swim, run, and play sports with these."

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        bibob last edited by

        @coryzinho:

        Three men have been given life sentences and are allowed to bring one thing for fun. The first one brings a deck of cards. He says, "I brought these to pass the time when we're bored."

        The second one brings a harmonica and says, "I brought this to cheer us up when we're down."

        The final man, who happened to be blond, brought tampons. The other men ask him, "What the hell did you bring those for?"

        He replies, "The back says you can swim, run, and play sports with these."

        And I thought it was for those heavy days when the other 2 men get bored with what they brought and Blondie is the entertainment. Am I dumber than Blondie, like my fb says of me, big boobs NO brains?

        I like to talk dirty.

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          Darkchil6 last edited by

          Jock Strap

          Shushan Bradley

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            jazuko last edited by

            @Darkchil6:

            Jock Strap

            i second this

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