Does anyone else feel weird when people say 'suck my dick'?
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Not so much weird but not how your supposed to be feeling. I'm in the closet and when anyone of my straight friends are like 'you can suck my dick' (not literally of course), I'm thinking 'yes please'. Or on YouTube comments when people comment 'suck my dick', I'm not angry I'm wondering (okay this is getting weirder) what they look like, thinking of sucking their dick? Anyone else feel this? No? Just me? My mum? No? Okay. I know, I'm weird.
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It's one of those phrases I wouldn't utter unless I was with someone I wanted to do it (respectfully of course)!! I've heard people say "Oh they can suck my dick." Even girls too (I wonder how that would happen).
When straight guys say it around gays guys, I sometimes wonder if they're throwing a hint out there. Hmmmm…
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Hahahah well I don't know… we don't use this expression (at least not the equivalent of it) in my language in that context. But in Portuguese we have "vai tomar no cu" which means "go have your ass fucked". And I feel just like that...
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I can't say it makes me feel "weird". I kinda like to be ordered to do so, by the right Dominate top Sir of course. It even turns me on to a degree. But if your referring to it being use as a sort of slang, typically something like "go fuck yourself" then I would have to say its so common to hear amongst my friends (gay and straight) it no longer carries any sort of literal translation. :bj2: :pee2:
a term that i despise is "eat my shit hole" or "eat my shit lips" when somene is referring to eating an ass aka rimming.
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I would feel offended if some one says suck my dick or go fuck yourself
but If some guy who I may think would be gay/bi says "suck my dick" then I would have to think
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When I roleplay a dom top with sub btms, 'SUCK MY DICK' is an order which usually gets the btm all horned up. Nothing weird at all.
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It doesn't bother me. I usually tell that to my husband when I am horny (he usually just sticks his hard dick in my face). Depending on tone, I use it as either an insult (ie, go fuck off) or as an invitation/command.
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I don't mean it when you're having sex, thats fine, it's when like people use as an insult I mean
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"Suck my dick" as an insult might well make me think of some literal response such as "Yes, please" or "In your dreams." Same thing for what is functionally equivalent as a sexual reference used degradingly in a nonsexual context, "Go fuck yourself."
In the original "Point Break" (supposedly being remade) Keanu Reeves hears something surprising and responds, "Fuck me," meaning something like "That blows my mind" or "Well, you could knock me down with a feather." Of course, when young Keanu says it, SOME of us instantly begin contemplating the literal implications. This str8 actor/musician would get the same reaction from some of us it, even these many years later, he were to say such a thing. Woof!
That movie is also the one where he tells someone he is "Young, dumb, and full of cum," which did make me think, "I can help you with one of those."
For a woman of the female gender to say "suck my dick" is even less biologically possible than "go fuck yourself." Hippie comic Paul Krassner's take on that one is that fucking is a Good Thing and "Unfuck yourself" would be closer to the intended meaning. On the other hand, to get "pantsed" in U.S. slang ("dapped" Down Under when speaking in Strine?) means to have your trousers, shorts, bathing suit, underwear or other similar garment. They are Losing their pants. Perhaps oddly, while they are being "depantsed" in the same way that gramatically one might be "deshirted" or– hey!-- deflowered. Language is a funny thing. Women do not get "flowered" but men do get "pantsed."
As for male-female rhetoric, I've heard women say they have "balls," meaning a metaphor for "courage." Technically they might be groping to say something like, "She sure has ovaries," but the impact for some reason, is hardly the same.
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The Australian slang for pantsed is dacked not dapped. Bit convulted but it comes from "tracky dacks" which is slang for trackpants or tracksuit pants.
On the "suck my dick" expression, like most things it's lost all original meaning. Even gay guys can use it as an insult, most meaning is in the tone of voice when saying it.
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Thanks Peach13. "Dacking" is the word I was looking for, but while I know what dacks are, I did not know the etymology.
I think "suck my dick" and "fuck me" as expressions used rather metaphorically rather than with direct sexual intent are not so offensive as intended, but boy do I hate the term "cocksucker" as an insult inteded to degrade and smear. Cocksucking is an art and a privilege, even a noble calling. Anyone who can be serviced by a cocksucker, male or female, should be damned grateful.
Much better if, that person "is a real cocksucker" were a term of massive approval and admiration. To say someone is a motherfucker is ambigurous. "Hateful mf" and "hot mf" have different connotations, and no one actually assumes an actual mother is required. In the same way, "She's got balls" is at least instantly comprehensible, despite implied biological confusion. Do you know the children's book about The Little Engine That Could? The one who bravely persisted in bringing breakfast goodies for little children after big macho engines had refused or given up. "I think I can. I think I can. I think I can…."
What most people do not know is that the author and the brave engine were both female. Don't see why she didn't have, so to speak, bigger balls than the male train engines, and while long-haul 18-wheeler trucks sometimes now have balls appended to the back as demonstration (display? boast? advertisement?), since women have joined the profession, one might guess that their vehicles are not all male any longer, whether they have outside testicle ornaments or not. Being able to use truckstop gloryholes the way male drivers on cross-country solo runs where they might otherwise be deprived of sex does not mean these tough truick-drivin' women cannot decorate their vehicles in the same way.
This whole gender thing, I swear.
When a friend of mine was divorced from his wife he declare, with bitter humor, "Pussy is for fags."
Later, with a new girlfriend, he had an epiphany: "Pussy isn't just for fags anymore."
Funny man.
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no
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I always justt go "…okay take off your pants lets go!"
