How gay is your ride?

nordicblue

Straight

The Dodge Ram and Toyota Tundra are both straight-up examples of un-ironic butch.

Gay :blond:

Honda’s Ridgeline, with its non-traditional styling and surprisingly convenient features — a trunk! in a truck! — gets the gay nod.

Straight

Despite Ford’s gay market courting, the Explorer is middle-of-the-road straight. If you want gay Ford, you have to look to the Edge.

Gay :blond:

Toyota’s FJ Cruiser is a four-wheel drive drag king.

Straight

One word: Escalade.

Gay :blond:

Range Rovers combine a Jeep-like heritage with an effete British attitude, for a gay package of style and substance.

Straight

It may be wildly popular, but the Honda Accord is just too ubiquitous to be anything but straight.

Gay :blond:

Surprisingly, the Saturn Aura maintains a gay je ne sais quoi. Perhaps that’s because under the label it’s actually a European Opel.

Straight

The top-of-the-line Lexus LS has the luxury but lacks the opulence to be truly gay.

Gay :blond:

The envy inducing Mercedes S class has opulence to spare. Totally gay.

Don't forget the Jeep Wrangler and the FJ Cruiser as its name suggests.

bonerrs

What about a Cobalt? Simply that I have a death wish?

nordicblue

I would have to say it is too bland to be gay. Pretty much anything from Toyota, Volkswagen, BMW 3 Series the Honda CR-V.

raphjd

I have a VW Tiguan Sport 4motion.

The Escalade is pretty ghetto, as most Rappers have them.

Range Rover is called "the country gentleman", though that's going away with their more recent models.

nordicblue

I think the Range Rover is more for the homosexual man in the States than it is in the U.K.. People are already more effeminate there anyway with the air kisses and male hugging. It is probably not a gay car there.

MunchMonki

This is a funny topic. How about Scion TC?

LEVI

How gay am I?

LEVI

@MunchMonki:

This is a funny topic. How about Scion TC?

Rather have the FRS

nordicblue

I think Jeeps are gay because they are too cute. Gay cars tend to be non-functional (have more bits and bobs than necessary) as opposed to having a functional no nonsense style car. Really expensive trucks seem like a compensation mechanism. The Jeep Commander and Jeep Nitro are extremely gay to me. They are like pretty versions of an off-road vehicle that doesn't go off-road.