Man walks into a bar
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There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does." -
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Another shot on me :mbounce: -
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funny
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guy walks into a bar and orders 6 martini's bartender figures others are following behind, so he sets them up and the guy downs each of them , one after the other. Bartender says, whoa dude, whats gives? guy says, i got my first blow job today, bartender says so you're celebrating? guy says, no i figure if six martini's can't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will!
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Haha :lolp:
Love it!
Seems interesting about a guy walks into bar…
I want more stuff like this :drool2:
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nice jokes.. funny and witty…
