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    • leatherbear

      Always wear your seatbelt…...
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      MrMazda

      :rotfl: :funny2: :rotfl: :funny2: :rotfl: :funny2: :rotfl: :funny2: Too funny!!

    • leatherbear

      Doctor With the Wrong Idea????
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      MrMazda

      :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    • MrMazda

      New Android Phone
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      Brilliant  ;D

    • MrMazda

      Mind F*ck
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      leatherbear

      :haha: :haha:

    • leatherbear

      Addicted to the Web ~ (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
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      MrMazda

      You are correct in that definition… As for the MIDI files, fear not for I have hundreds, if not thousands of them... What's your flavour?

    • hankeat

      Twelve Days of Christmas.
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    • leatherbear

      Got cha!!!
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      J

      right in me face  :crazy2: lol

    • MrMazda

      A beautiful way to start your day
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      haha serves her right for sleeping in the bunkers  :cheesy2:

    • leatherbear

      Do you know what this is?
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    • hankeat

      Bad Question Good Answer
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      It is hard to believe some of them are true, but then read the series "The Darwin Awards".  It is truly amazing how stupid some people are.

      Now I have a true story -

      Back when I was 18 or 19, I was delivering business machines and picking up others to take to the shop for repairs.  Company policy was to never take (detachable) cords for several different reasons.  So I had this calculator and I was waiting for a signature on the paperwork.  This guy was sitting on the desktop, perhaps it was lunchtime and he was relaxing, I dont' know.  Anyway he was swinging the cord in a circle, just for something to do and he was going to put the female (live) end in his mouth.  I said "you know that is still plugged in…" He dropped it and said 'Uh, I wasn't going to put it in my mouth."  He would have of course if I hadn't said something, but I always wondered what would have happened if he had.  A nasty burn for sure, I wonder if it would have killed him?

    • leatherbear

      Missed phone calls…..............................
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      noxxim

      rofl  :rotfl:

    • MrMazda

      Why Weed is Better Than SEX!
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      chadantony

      :hehe:

      :hehe:

      :hehe:

    • hankeat

      Animals outraged as new Benetton ad shows dog kissing cat
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      chadantony

      hahaha.. cute…. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

      :haha:  :haha:  :haha:  :hehe:  :hehe:  :hehe:

    • F

      A political joke
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      MrMazda

      :rotfl:

    • leatherbear

      Pope goes for a drive…......................
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      :crazy2:

    • leatherbear

      Police: NM Woman Put Ad On Craigslist To Buy Pot (VIDEO)
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      noxxim

      she must be very.

    • leatherbear

      Who moons a gay pride parade?
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      bluehue

      @Gr1zz:

      @gzlong:

      I don't get this one 😞

      Color me: more offended than amused.  The stereotypical nurse and doctors do nothing to improve the situation.  If the doctor (and nurse) looked more like something from Tom of Finland, my reaction may have been different.

      Praise Gr1zz! The most inherently insightful, coherently consistent, rationally retrospective, and diplomatically divulging user of these forums. it's no wonder why these posts cease all replies when this lobster-lopping, east-coast-living…...............and i'm drunk.

      as the porn this site is build off, fuck yeah!

    • bluehue

      My costume for Halloween for one of the coming years…
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      it's a niqab. i think my tailor could bang one out pretty quick with custom small mouth hole for a straw or cigarette. i would accessorize with dark eyeliner and maybe a garish gold fake designer hand bag. the reflective handbag would at least help me from potentially getting run over in a dark street…

      like-marylin.jpg

    • MrMazda

      The Cat Deterrant System
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      i wanna try it lol

    • leatherbear

      Kid's Art…..........
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      wish i had a teacher like that  ::)

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