Light up the LED torchieres and candles Listen to music on my pre-charged portable soundbar Try to ignore the demonic noises coming from the broom closet Browse the internet on my phone Text/Skype/Snapchat my friends to see if Slenderman has taken them yet Watch TV Shows/Movies on my iPad Spend some time in the bathroom mirror with a flashlight checking out those weird scratches that just appeared on my neck and stomach EAT ALL THE ICE CREAM before it melts Inspect my vintage typewriter to see why it's magically typing "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT…" at me. Fashion together a cross out of spare dildos Read a magazine by candlelight Sit my phone on a tripod and film myself opening the broom closet so someone will find the footage after I'm dead and make an insufferable movie franchise out of it.

I dont  :laugh:

Vinegar and water works for me.  I also use a castile soap.

bad like what??
When I was 16 , my father and whore were away, I invited guys ( like 12 (didnt knew half of them)) . First time I went drunk. They all were drunk to the point some vomited everywhere  ;D.
But bad stuff happened, my father came back with his bitch at around 8am. I was still drunk. all the kids were trying to clear the house, throwing bottles etc.. I think I even insulted him ;D
In the end he wasn't angry at me, he told me all he was worried about was his precious alcohol ,  when he realized the kids were drunk from their own bottles then it was fine with him  😄

(alcohol was available without age restriction at that time ( no I'm not 150 years old, it's very recent in my country to forbid access to bars under 18 and to not sell alcohol under 18 as well). Had my first Heineken around 12/13, but was never drunk to the point of not being able to walk until that day at 16 )

Like this one  :cool2:

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this is amazing!

First of all, figure out what each toy is made of material-wise. Is it silicone? Rubber? Acrylic? Jelly? Some material like cyber-flesh has special instructions and need to be bone dry (pun intended) and sprinkled with cornstarch for storing.

Regardless, I like to be sure that none of my toys are touching skin to skin when I put them away because some materials react off of one another and well, let’s just say that can leave you with quite an alien looking gizmo the next time you reach for it.

Once you use your toy, please wash it right away. Putting it away with even a little smeg is not healthy for anyone and it can be bad for the toy in the long run. Again, wash your toy depending on the material. Or if you want to be safe in all instances, just use this specially designed toy cleaner that works like a charm on all materials.

Next remove your batteries if applicable. I suggest keeping them adjacent so it’s convenient but not in the toy itself. This avoids accidental turn ons (you know, that strange buzzing in your room that you can’t figure out where it’s coming from?) and potential corrosion. Treat your toys like you do your herbs. Keep them in a cool, dry and dark place. I always suggest making sure you keep some condoms near them for play with friends. Always be prepared.

Worst case scenario, some toys can be wrapped in plastic wrap for storage. But there are many much better options designed just for the issue at hand. There are anti-microbial and perfect for storing individual vibes and dildos.

If you have more than a couple of toys — and truly why wouldn’t you? I suggest getting a proper toy box. This one is even lockable so your nosy roommate can’t have his way with your goodies.

Looking for a toy box that can blend in on top of a dresser? One that only opens via a secret mechanism? How about once it’s open it still looks like an unassuming jewelry box thanks to its upper level compartment? The bottom of the bed's bench seating (that is if it has a storage section under seating) is a perfect place as well.

Some people complain that their sex toys just don’t last long enough and yes, every sex toy does have a lifespan of it’s own, but many times our toys end up in the toy graveyard because of the way we have or haven’t treated them.

best of luck on that one.  They seems to be rare these days. :cheesy2:

@raphjd:

Get a top of the range mattress protector, that seals the entire mattress inside.     Also make sure it's waterproof so any spills don't soak into the mattress.

The average mattress should last 8 - 10 years, but check the label as some are only good for 3 - 5 years, while some are good for up to 20 years. How long your mattress lasts also depends on whether you follow the instructions on its care or not.    Also, if your weight is classed as "non standard" (meaning: you're overweight) then your mattress will need to be changed sooner.

The others are correct, only steam your mattress to clean it.  However, you can also do a light Fabrise (sp?) to freshen the smell.

BTW: I know all of this because we just bought a new bed.   :cheers:

I am definitely investing in one for the future lol. I've never heard of a mattress protector honestly

Personal experience and from studies, YES, gay couples share the housework more than hetero couples.

Since they are both men, there isn't the gender role mindset.

I have 32" Hitachi 3D Smart TV. It`s fantastic  tv!  :cheesy2: