Some of the best one-liners I have ever read!

1. Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'.

2. I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.

3. Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.

4. Doctor: You're overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly.

5. How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.

6. I’ve just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.
The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.

7. My pencil isn’t prone to making Freudian Slips, but my penis.

8. The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.

Hello, recently I have updated my iphone to the latest iOS8.0.1 and since then I am unable to retrieve my old photos via windows explorer. I read that the photos are all in the 'recently added' after you sync it to icloud but I couldn't access my photos from iCloud (maybe because I am using windows and not Mac), and when i tried using windows explorer, i don't get all my photos, just some of the really old ones.

Anybody can help? Thanks a lot!