More! We must have more!!!

I have a much better idea! Instead of you trying to get into porn, why not just let me pay you to plow me all day?!  >:D That's a hell of a device!  :bansex2:

Don't get it cut!! I prefer cut men too, but your's is PERFECT the way it is!  :cheesy2:

I love a man who can serve the curve You've got the kind that hits all the right spots. Oooh I need to get off of these forums they're making me all hot and bothered XD

Jesus, Mary & Joseph!

Lemme just help you with that!
:anal:

drools

Excellent peens, gentleman If only one of you were around where I'm from and I'd show you where to put them