1. Shiny silver duct tape stretched around a guy's lips and neck.
2. A straitjacket that fits just right.
3. Guys with deep voices who make a lot of noise during sex.
4. Hurting a tightly bound guy 'til he cries then cumming all over his face so the cum mixes with his pathetic tears.
5. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.