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Three friends — two straight guys and a gay guy — and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they’re standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. “I can’t let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny.”

Then came the second straight guy. “Sorry, can’t let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!”

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, “It doesn’t look good, Dick.”

Chicken with Cider and Bacon Sauce

Apple cider and bacon give this easy sauce a salty, tangy-sweet flavor that's hard to resist. In fact, you might want to double the amount of sauce so you'll have a little extra to spoon over rice or mashed potatoes. Pounding the chicken into thinner pieces helps decrease the cooking time. I have made this recipe using boneless pork chops also.

Ingredients

* 4  (6-ounce) skinless, boneless chicken breast halves
   * 1/4  teaspoon  salt
   * 1/4  teaspoon  freshly ground black pepper
   * 2  bacon slices, chopped
   * 1/4  cup  minced fresh onion
   * 3/4  cup  unsweetened apple cider
   * 1/2  cup  fat-free, less-sodium chicken broth

Preparation

Place each chicken breast half between 2 sheets of heavy-duty plastic wrap; pound to 1/2-inch thickness using a meat mallet or rolling pin. Sprinkle chicken evenly with salt and pepper.

Cook bacon in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat until crisp. Remove bacon from pan. Add chicken to drippings in pan; cook 6 minutes on each side or until done. Remove chicken from pan; keep warm.

Add onion to pan; cook 2 minutes or until tender, stirring constantly. Add cider and broth; bring to a boil, scraping pan to loosen browned bits. Cook until broth mixture is reduced to 1/2 cup (about 5 minutes). Stir in cooked bacon; serve sauce over chicken.

Kiss these grits! It once was a dish prepared by those cash-strapped folks who were starving for a satisfying meal. Now, people realize it's a gratifying offering that's rich in taste.

Ingredients
1 pot grits, cooked and chilled in loaf pan
2 Tbsp. butter
1/2 red bell pepper, chopped
1/2 large onion, chopped
Roux
Chicken broth
20 large shrimp, peeled

Methods/steps
Cut two slices off the loaf of chilled grits. Season with salt and pepper and pan-fry; keep warm. Melt butter in saute pan and cook peppers and onions until soft. Whisk roux in pan, and when browned thin with chicken broth, until sauce is desired thickness. Add shrimp to pan; cook until shrimp are pink and done, no longer than 3 minutes. Put fried grits on 2 plates and top with shrimp in sauce.

Additional Tips
For cheese grits, you can add cubed Monterey Jack(or your favorite) cheese to the hot pot of grits before you chill it.You can also use Blackened seasoning on shrimp for a different take on this recipe! I never "fry" the grits and serve it warm as they are!

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Two blonde guys were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked them what they were doing. "We're supposed to measure the height of this flagpole," said blonde guy number one, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse and loosened some bolts. The guys helped her lay down the flagpole. Then the woman got a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and said, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Blonde guy number two shook his head and laughed. "Isn't that just like a girl? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court Monday.”

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, “How did you do over the weekend?”

“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?”

“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”

“That’s admirable,” said the judge. “And you, how did you do?” the judge said to the second boy.

“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”

“156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that?”

“Well, I used a similar approach. I also used two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison…’ “

The End: Sorry 2 pics left in series and unable to UL due to file size!!!! Also can not post with Bitbucket due to size!!! ???

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The art of Etienne: Court Jester of Erotica // Real name: Dom Orejudos

The erotic artist who used the names Etienne and Stephen was born in Chicago on July 1st, 1933.

Dom's storybooks were really where he excelled. Under the name of Stephen, his vivid imagination would create the finest looking men, with an overabundance of testosterone and male pheromones, and then send them into the most bizarre situations where they were only released from the grasp of death or severe sexual punishment by agreeing to perform some perverse, oftentimes hysterically humorous, sexual scenario. His men were highly inclined to be members of the military, or ranch hands, or some other kind of tough guy. Oh yeh, he always had a hard-on for the bad boys from the wrong side of the tracks. I think that in his art Dom became an alter-ego for our less cautious selves; releasing through his fantasies the side of ourselves that has a fascination with danger, inviting it, romancing it, fulfilling it, all within the safety of our Imaginations.

On his death bed, Dom wanted all his fans to be aware that he in no way wanted them to actualize many of the situations that he created in his drawings and he emphasized that with fantasy anything is possible and nothing has consequences; for it's just make believe. As did Tom of Finland, Etienne felt very concerned that his fantasy stories and single works might be misinterpreted over time. As any comic strip illustrator would do, he selected subject matter to create mystery and intrigue. Whether fulfilling a commission request, or just for the pure sake of a lark, he often created humorous romps that crossed into no man's land, sometimes with brutal situations. It's important for all of us to realize that within the realm of fantasy and art there are no limits, and that is the fun of it, yet in the real world such unsafe "no-limits" scenarios are not acceptable.

This man, Dom Orejudos, while sometimes playing the part of the jester, had all the qualities of a prince. Truly respectful, considerate, always ready to care for the bird with the broken wing, to sacrifice himself in being the brunt of his own joke to create levity .I truly hope through this series of books you will all come to know this quiet giant and trailblazer of homoerotic art.

Welcome to the amazing world of Etienne and Stephen.

LEATHERLAND SERIES

The shrimp can be substituted for small cubed chicken also!!!

Ingredients

* ½ box (about 6 ounces) angel hair pasta

* 2 tsp. extra virgin olive oil

* 1 cup sliced mushrooms

* 1 cup sliced, raw onion

* ¼ cup black olives

* 4 cloves garlic

* 1 can (14 ounces) quartered artichoke hearts

* 2 cups grape tomatoes

* 6 ounces feta crumbles

* ½ cup fresh basil, chopped

* 1 tsp. black pepper

* 12 ounces shrimp

Methods/steps
Cook pasta according to package directions. Heat oil in a large nonstick skillet. Add onions and sauté 10 minutes or until golden brown. Add garlic and shrimp; cook 2 minutes. Add artichokes and cook 2 more minutes. Remove from heat, add drained pasta, tomatoes, olives, basil and black pepper. Stir to combine and top with grated Parmesan cheese to serve.

This recipe is for 4  but I use this as a party appetizer and just increase the recipe as needed. Also I never use the reduced fat or low sodium options given but they would be healthier and if it was for dinner a better choice probably. Enjoy!!!!

Ingredients
1 lb. chicken tenders or boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into 8 strips
2 tbsp. reduced-sodium soy sauce
Satay Dipping Sauce
Nonstick cooking spray
2 tbsp. finely chopped onion
1 clove garlic, minced
Dash ground ginger
1/2 cup regular or reduced-fat chunky peanut butter
3 to 4 tbsp. reduced-sodium soy sauce
3 to 4 tbsp. white wine vinegar or rice wine vinegar
1 tsp. sugar

Methods/steps
Place chicken in 8×8-inch baking pan; drizzle with 2 tbsp. soy sauce and toss. Let stand 5 to 10 minutes.
Thread 1 chicken tender on metal or bamboo skewer. Repeat with remaining chicken tenders. Arrange skewers on broiler pan. Broil 4 inches from heat 3 to 5 minutes per side or until chicken is no longer pink in center.
Meanwhile, prepare Satay Dipping Sauce. Spray small saucepan with cooking spray; heat over medium heat until hot. Add onion, garlic and ginger; cook and stir 2 to 3 minutes or until onion is tender. Add remaining ingredients; cook 1 minute, stirring constantly, or just until sauce is smooth and hot. Spoon into bowl for dipping.
Arrange chicken on serving platter. Serve with Satay Dipping Sauce.

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It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks.

The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, “This is an inspection! I wanna see you’s all formed up outside butt naked NOW!”

So, the soldier’s quickly jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran outside to form up in their three ranks.

The sarge walked out and yells, “Close up the ranks, conserve your body heat!” So they close in slightly…

The captain comes along with his swagger stick.

He goes to the first soldier and whacks him right across the chest with it. “DID THAT HURT?” he yells.

“No, Sir!” came the reply.

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a U.S. Marine, Sir!”

The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man.

He takes the stick and whacks the soldier right across the rear.

“Did THAT hurt?”

“No, Sir!”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a U.S. Marine, Sir!”

Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with the swagger stick.

“Did THAT hurt?”

“No, Sir!”

“Why not?”

“Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!”

Fishing Buddies

Two blonde fishing buddies rented a boat early one Saturday morning and headed out for a day on the lake. They both caught their limit and headed home to fried fish dinners. The next Saturday they decided to go fishing again.

"Did you mark the spot?" asked Blonde #1.

"Yup," said Blonde #2. "I put a big X on the bottom of the boat."

"You dummy!" said Blonde #1. "What if we don't get the same boat?"

A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said… "HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!!

There were these two friends, one who was gay, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them. St. Peter asked the first man for a picture of his wife. After looking at the picture, St. Peter asked him if he had ever cheated on her.

The man replied, “I was unfaithful to my wife one time.”

St. Peter decided to give the man a station-wagon for him to drive around heaven.

Now it was the second man’s turn.

St. Peter asked him for a picture of his wife and then asked if he had ever cheated on her.

The man replied, “Actually I’m gay, but here’s a picture of my lover, and I never cheated on him.”

St. Peter was very impressed and decided to give the man a Ferrari to drive around heaven.

After a few months in heaven, the two friends met up with each other. The second man was bragging about his Ferrari when the other turned to him and said, “I wouldn’t be bragging if I were you. I just saw your lover on a skateboard.”

The HANKY CODE is also a large part of the Bear Community as well. For a complete(I hope) list see the post on Leather Community here: http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=6709.0

I do hope you BEARS out there in GT.ru land will add to this topic!!!