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It may be the MAP gentlemen's club but not all members behave like gentlemen as is proved by Ted Colunga who takes advantage of Eric's ignorance of chess to control the game, and trash his novice opponent. But when Eric realizes this and leaves abruptly, tempers start to flare and things get a bit out of hand as the innocent game of chess turns into a sexual power game with Ted taking dominance and forcing his defeated opponent onto all fours and into complete submission.

:cheesy2: I needed a second vote  :cheesy2:

I always stand so if someone wants to peep they can and I always let the peeper know I see him looking

That's Mr. Pervert Please!!!! Some of the best sexual encounters in my life started in the pisser!!!

This is from a 1997 post by "andy efremov" and I find funny still. I think we all went thru this nightmare back in the day. I did change one word of the original post ~ I changed "wife" to "boyfriend".

Twas a month before Christmas
    From my boyfriend came the wail,
    "Take out the garbage
    And go get the mail."

So I trudged to my mailbox
    And what did I see?
    Why, a miniature disc
    And computer CD!

'Twas a limited offer
    From America Online,
    I knew in a twinkling
    That this deal was fine!

"Unlimited" access
    for one little fee,
    And if I didn't like it
    I could cancel it free.

So I plugged the thing in
    And it just wouldn't load,
    The message said "Error!"
    And something in code.

And this is when I
    Started getting real nervous
    So I waited four hours
    For "Customer Service."

This techno-geek helped me
    To load and install it,
    Then demanded the VISA
    I keep in my wallet.

So I gave him my number
    And what did I spy?
    "Terms and Conditions" screens
    Whistling by.

Then I got me a password
    Now I'd surf the Net!
    But I never hit waves,
    Man, I never got wet.

I soon got so mad
    I was shaking and dizzy
    For my modem kept trying
    But lines were all busy!

And all through the month
    I kept trying this thing
    But all I would hear
    Was the "busy" sound ring.

So I called 1-800
      And the AOL number
    And waited on hold
    'Til I lapsed into slumber.

So I tried then to cancel
    But where's the address?
    Somewhere in Virginia?
    It's anyone's guess.

And several days later
    I heard on the news
    That 8 million people
    Were trying to use

This AOL network
    At the very same time
    And that's when this CEO
    Weasel-necked Slime

Announced the solution
    On how to log on,
    Don't hog the phone lines
    And call in at dawn!

As you can imagine
    This didn't sit well
    With lots of mad users
    Who started to yell.

And soon the AG's
    Joined them in the attack,
    "Give them their money
    (Or at least part of it back)!"

And this Weasle-Man leader
    Tried to calm down the throng:
    "Hey, I wanted those refunds
    For you all along!"

So in grandiose fashion
    And a big press release
    Members were told
    How to get back their piece.

"Just call up this number
    And ask for your money,"
    But then something happened
    That's practically funny.

When you call up the number
    (Don't get in a tizzy)
    You can't get your refund
    Cause the damn number's busy!!!

TO GT.ru suigetsu

:thankyou: for this post and I hope we will see more of you in the forums soon.

I think you have the answer here and agree I with you totally.

I would love to have a Wrestling Forum here at GT.Ru also :cheers: I am currently working on a Sports Enthusiasts Forum and wrestling would fit in there very nicely :ok1: wresto will be receiving mail from leatherbear about this possibility :cheers:

10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.
Christmas Santa
8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

7. Well, well, well…

6. I really don't deserve this.

5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs !

How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.

Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.

Q: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct?
A: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus!

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.

Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel had said, "No L!"

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!

Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.

Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: Olive ?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

:hot2: Beautiful Butts bluehue and jagged!! :hot2:

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WASHINGTON (Dec. 15) – In a vote that sets up the first test of gay marriage in the U.S. Congress, the District of Columbia City Council on Tuesday voted to make same-sex marriage legal in the nation's capital.

The 11-2 decision, the second of two decisions by the council, clears the way for Mayor Adrian Fenty to sign the bill into law. That starts a 30-day review period in Congress, but advocates expect the Democratic majority on Capitol Hill to allow the measure to become law in March.

"We are on the verge of history," Councilman David Catania told a pre-vote rally Monday night.

"Today's victory means a great deal, coming after marriage equality losses in New York and Maine," Joe Solmonese of the Human Rights Campaign said in an e-mail to supporters.

The vote was a bright spot for gay-rights activists who have suffered a string of recent setbacks in Maine, New York and New Jersey. If Congress sits on its hands as expected, the district will become the fourth jurisdiction, along with Massachusetts, Connecticut and Iowa, where gays can marry. Next month, same-sex couples in New Hampshire will be able to wed.

The vote came after negotiations between the City Council and the Catholic Archdiocese of Washington failed to reach agreement. Local Catholic leaders had worried that the bill, which exempts priests from being forced to perform same-sex ceremonies, would force Catholic Charities to extend benefits and adoption services to same-sex couples.

The archdiocese had threatened to withhold social services over the gay marriage bill but appeared to soften its position on its Web site after the vote.

"The archdiocese advocated for a bill that would balance the council's interest in redefining marriage with the need to protect religious freedom. Regrettably, the bill did not strike that balance," the statement said, adding however, that, "the Archdiocese of Washington and Catholic Charities are deeply committed to serving those in need, regardless of race, creed, gender, ethnic origin or sexual orientation. This commitment is integral to our Catholic faith and will remain unchanged into the future."

Former Mayor Marion Barry and another African-American council member voted against the bill, echoing opposition from some black ministers who reject the argument of gay activists that the fight for same-sex marriage is a matter of civil rights.

The gay marriage vote was just the latest hot-button issue that will tell whether district residents are gaining more say in their local governance. Last week, Congress passed a spending bill that stripped away a ban on the use of medicinal marijuana in the capital and also gave residents more say on issues such as abortion funding and school vouchers.

If you see a fat man …
Who’s jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,
and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
then lets face it…

Your eggnog’s too strong!!!

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.

"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."