Posts made by Kinsey6

Three friends – two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise.  A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife.  St. Peter shook his head sadly.  "I can't let you in.  You loved money too much.  You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy.  "Sorry, can't let you in, either.  You loved food too much.  You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.

The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail.

The robbery begins.

The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan.  You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash.  Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," he said.

He goes in the bank while the other waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes, two minutes pass … seven minutes pass -- and the first lover is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open and out he comes.  He's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

As the guys are getting away, the first lover says, "I thought you understood the plan!"

The second lover said, "I did!  I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," he replied. "You got it all mixed up.  I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

What a drag it is getting old…

When I went to the bar tonight, I noticed this old boy about 75 years of age sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail.

I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said, "I have a 22 year old lover at home.  I met him a month or so ago, right here in this very bar!"  He continued, "He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"

He said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then he makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said, "Well, so why are you crying?"

He said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then he makes love to me until 2:00 am."

I said, "Well, for goodness sakes!  Why in the world would you be CRYING!"

And he said, "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"

I want a commitment.
[desc=I'm sick of masturbation.][/desc]

Haven't I seen you before?
[desc=Nice ass.][/desc]

I need you.
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You're the only man I've ever cared about.
[desc=You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.][/desc]

I'm a Romantic.
[desc=I'm poor.][/desc]

I really want to get to know you better.
[desc=So I can tell my friends about it.][/desc]

It's just orange juice, try it.
[desc=Three more shots and he'll have his legs around my head.][/desc]

He's kinda cute.
[desc=I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!][/desc]

He's not my type.
[desc=He won't sleep with me.][/desc]

I miss you so much.
[desc=I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.][/desc]

I had a wonderful time last night.
[desc=Who the hell are you?][/desc]

Do you love me?
[desc=I've done something stupid and you might find out.][/desc]

Do you 'really' love me?
[desc=I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.][/desc]

I'll give you a call.
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I've been thinking a lot.
[desc=You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.][/desc]

I think we should just be friends.
[desc=You're ugly.][/desc]

I've learned a lot from you.
[desc=Next!!!!][/desc]

The manager hired a new secretary.  He was young, smart, handsome and polite.

One day while taking dictation, he noticed the manager's fly was open.  When he was leaving the room, he courteously said, "Oh, by the way sir, did you know that your barrack's door is open?"

The manager did not understand the secretary's remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.  He decided to have some fun with his new employee.  Calling him in, he asked, "By the way Mr. Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was also quite witty, replied, "Why no, sir.  All I saw was a little, disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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Leatherbear issued Part 1 a while back at http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=7602.0
Here is a new installment.

:cheesy2:  I came across two webpages of pics dedicated to this stud.  :cheesy2:

hXXp://hotmenchart.sensualwriter.com/2009/01/23/logan-mccree-unzipped-magazine-photos/
hXXp://www.imagebam.com/gallery/f06d53be3d6b3a8ba96fd65c50d1ee79/

Hi fellow Piss Pigs,

Here is the 8th installment in a series of PISS pics.

Personally I like seeing Piss pics a little more than Watersports or Wetting pics.  A description of my classification between these categories is found at
http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=8616.msg31734#msg31734.

The previous seven threads in this series are, in order, found at:

| [1]  http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=8697.0 |
| [2]  http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=8760.0 |
| [3]  http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=9650.0 |
| [4]  http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=9836.0 |
| [5]  http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=9913.0 (urinals) |
| [6]  http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=9914.0 (toilets) |
| [7]  http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=10171.0 |

More to come, I assure you.

Enjoy!

I found two short "Internet Addiction" tests.

hXXp://www.doctoroz.com/quiz/internet-addiction-quiz
(I scored a 63 with these 8 questions.)

hXXp://www.netaddiction.com/index.php?option=com_bfquiz&view=onepage&catid=46&Itemid=106
(I scored a 52 with these 20 questions.)

Thanks to both didparis for the request and to WildWolf63 for fulfilling this request at http://tracker.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?id=70407.

(Also see the thread in the the Requests - porn area of our forum (at http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=9917.0).

The original request still remains for the Dick Wadd video of LAPD.  Can anyone help?

Regards,
Tim
GT.ru SIG Moderator