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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie really sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?!"

Gay marriage is legal in '6' states. Having sex with a horse is legal in '23'. Good going, America.

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Son: What does gay mean?
Dad: It means "to be happy."
Son: Are you gay?
Dad: No, son. I have a wife.

Q: How does a gay guy take a condom off?
A: He farts.

Q. Did you hear about the two homosexual judges?
A. They tried each other.

Q: How do you fit three homosexuals on one bar stool?
A: Turn it upside-down!

Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?
A: "How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"

Q: How can you make a gay man scream twice?
A: Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

As the father who liked the jib he should have been the one whose hole was being jumped in all night long

not very good

I would have charged her $200

Hehe
So it was you?? I would take it all :P:P

WOW
Skiing on sperms?!! Must try it

Hehehehe
I wanna be Yo

Ugh
Pussies are gross :-$

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Hahahaha
Smart  :hug2:

LMAO  :cheers: