If you can't find anyone to play with you can always play with yourself.  ::) 
I mean video games, of course. 
Maybe.

I love x 10,000 Bel Ami.  :cheers:

Wow, congratulations.  :cheers:

No. No I shouldn't.

You should watch Steven Universe.

Nope.

TPBM has a date tonight.

Above.

Taking high road or low road?

I like watching other people cook. Cooking for me is putting reheating pizza, so no.

The person below me has a motorcycle.

Bald. Bald means high testosterone which means I'll have a good night.

Hairy chest or smooth chest?

Rachel Maddow: She's such a pretty boy.  ;D

IMAX 3D.

At the theater caramel popcorn or regular/butter popcorn?