Porn plots!
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What are the most absurd plots you've came across in a porn movie?
I just watched
- "please repair my tv", "oh thanks, it works now" "let's fuck."
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A similar one is the plumber plot from the 1970s and early 1980s.
"Hello, my sink is clogged".
"OK, I'll be right there."
"Great!!!! I'll be waiting for you."
Door bell rings
"Before I fix your sink I need to drain my big pipe in your sweet ass!!!"
"WOW, that pipe is huge!"
Moans and groans for 20 minutes or so, with a tacky porn sound track playing in the background
"Um, now where is this clogged sink?"
"Sorry, I just needed to get laid. My sink is fine."
"Well, call me the next time you sink is clogged. I'm sure you will enjoy the service as much as you did today."
Sly wink and naughty grin
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one is caught while reading porn :police: mag and next…
We all konow ;D
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Gotta be the getting "Caught" scenerio. I like BB Game Room. Very innocent boyish ok lets fuck type of thing. lol
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Actually, now that I think of it… BARE RAPE is pretty absurd. Nothing like all repairmen who are cute twinks! lol
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hairdresser: sorry, I dripped some water on your shirt. let me put it to dry.
customer: oh ok.sex
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Pizza boy : "pizza delivery!"
customer : "aww i dont have money, is there any other way i can pay for it…......?"
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shop foreman:Hey! Get off your cell phone and get back to work!
mechanic:Oh ya, whatcha gonna do about it?Then he jumps on his lap and starts making out with him…
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it's funny, i never notice the plots of these so called "pornos"…
LOL
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How about…"You are doing bad in math. You need to stay after school for some one on one tutoring."
