The Laws of Nature
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Laws of the Natural Universe
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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
Grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
Least accessible corner.Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly
Proportional to the stupidity of your act.Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
A busy signal.Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
Because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat
Tire.Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one
You were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works
Every time)Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the
Telephone will ring.Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you
Know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a
Machine won't work, it will.Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
Proportional to the reach.Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
From the aisle arrive last.Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
Someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
Cold.Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker
Room, they will have adjacent lockers.Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly
Sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to
The newness and cost of the carpet/rug.Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know
What you are talking about.Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like,
They will stop making it. -
True Dat!! -
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