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    What's better: a big cock or a big coke? I can't choose…

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      pacifico last edited by

      Yesterday we were talking with some friend of mine.

      We couldn't choose, so I ask you the same thing: what's better, a big cock or a big coke?  ;D

      Please, help me  😉

      big coke

      OR

      big cock

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        notquiteme last edited by

        coke.  because you can keep it on ice as long as you want and it will still give you a great aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh feeling.  hehehe

        I believe in the promise of each sunrise.

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          cumeaternc last edited by

          I vote BIG COCK! Wow what an omelet that egg would make!

          Ohh wait….you mean the kind attached to a guys groin?  Big coke then...lol!

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            pacifico last edited by

            @cumeaternc:

            Ohh wait….you mean the kind attached to a guys groin?  Big coke then...lol!

            ;D  :cheesy2:

            I vote for

            It's a pleasure you can share with your friends or your best lovers  :cheesy2:

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              notquiteme last edited by

              yeah and i'm not a size queen, so sue me hehehe

              I believe in the promise of each sunrise.

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                MrMazda Global Moderator last edited by

                I vote for big cock… Once the big coke is gone, it's done, but a big cock is a gift that keeps on giving 🙂

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                  pacifico last edited by

                  @MrMazda:

                  I vote for big cock… Once the big coke is gone, it's done, but a big cock is a gift that keeps on giving 🙂

                  Wise words Mazda  ;D

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                    fancydude last edited by

                    But with the Coke, you get 10 cent deposit back from returning the empty can. Still, I think I'll take the big cock too. 🙂

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                      Gr1zz last edited by

                      At 354mL, there's nothing particularly large about that Coke… it's not their 237mL "snack sized" can, but it's not like one of those cans of Fosters beer!

                      On the other side, there's no scale for the other one. and to quote Howard (from The Big Bang Theory), "... little hands, it makes my package look bigger!"

                      While I do have a preference for taller guys, over 6'5, there are two reasons, the most practical reason is it makes it easier to find them while shopping!  (For those wondering, the other is that I like to be able to bury my face in his chest while standing 🙂

                      [you], are you staring at my crotch?

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                        rutterlfort last edited by

                        @MrMazda:

                        I vote for big cock… Once the big coke is gone, it's done, but a big cock is a gift that keeps on giving 🙂

                        I'll go for the cock too; besides being refillable, you'll get two flavors in one ;D

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                          douggybear last edited by

                          big line of coke  then a big cock  :cheesy2: :cheers:

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                            Homohirsutus @pacifico last edited by

                            @pacifico It depends, is the cock in question the one in the photo? Im not sure I would call that "Big". On the other hand, its also not a micro-penis, so its better than Ive been getting during COVID because I havent touched another mans penis in over 2 years. (I was having a little dry spell to start with). Im about ready to get a 6 inch hole drill bit and make a glory hole on my front door.

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                              A Former User last edited by

                              Neither are fun if they are "flat", so I would go with whichever is harder 😊

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