More shorties (Q & A story jokes)
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Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
A. They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.Q. What does a poof and an ambulance have in common?
A. They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!Q. How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park?
A. They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love.Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.Q. Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A. "Leave it, it's Beaver."Q. Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
A. He found a hare up his ass.Q. How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
A. The hero always gets his man in the end.Q. How can you tell if a Western is homosexual?
A. All the good guys are hung.Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck.Q. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.Q. Did you hear about the two gay judges?
A. They tried each other.Q. Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A. They exchanged loads.Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A. A fruit stand!Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something.Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes!And even some clean ones!
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way…
Why don't Cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fshTwo snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-noTwo peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluffQ. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breathTwo muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "Wow it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a Single person in it...Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: DAM!!Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold "out tide!"What do you call a boom-a-rang, that dosen't come back?
Answer: A Stick!!!!Why did the stoplight turn red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street??What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
He was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!Q: What do you call a charismatic at an auction?
A: Broke.Q: What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian?
A: Someone who goes around knocking on doors for no apparent reason.Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.Where does the one legged waitress work?
The IhopWhat did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
DamnA blonde walked into a bar
OUCHH!!!A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!" -
